If your IRL friends really like you so much, then why will they only hang out with you while spending the whole time sating their basest appetites in the most decadent way possible, such as drinking alcohol or eating prepared foods?
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Replying to @jmrphy
Act out the opposite of this - sober up and quit the takeouts - you'll soon lose 90%> of your 'friends'.
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