miss mess

@messymonster25

I love puppies and puppies love me.

Western U.S.
Joined December 2010
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  1. 31 Aug 2013

    I feel so inspired, .

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  2. 28 Aug 2013

    Love is... giving away your Wi-Fi keyword.

  3. 16 Aug 2013

    Watching dog watch koalas on big screen. So funny.

  4. retweeted
    26 Jul 2013

    better slogans. all we need. "stretch marks: when you're thicker and finer than even god knew you'd be."

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  6. 5 Jul 2013

    Sometimes watching the dog watch a movie is better than watching the movie itself.

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    4 Jul 2013

    ☆。★。☆。★ 。☆ 。☆。☆ ★。＼｜／。★ sexual ★。／｜＼。★ 。☆。。☆ ☆。 ★。 ☆ ★

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  8. 4 Jul 2013

    Is it wrong to giggle at the won at the next table reading, "Why Men Love Bitches"?

  9. 23 Jun 2013

    Why did I leave that bag of cookies in the kitchen? I am so dumb, really really dumb.

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  10. 22 Jun 2013

    Yay, dinner! Does using the toaster count as cooking?

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  12. 20 Jun 2013

    Don't you hate it when someone favorites a really heartfelt tweet you wrote, to find out it was only a spammer?

  13. 20 Jun 2013

    I can't remember my passwords for shit today.

  14. 19 Jun 2013

    I could be eating leftover pizza RIGHT. NOW.

  15. 19 Jun 2013

    Dammit, why didn't I just order a pizza for dinner?

  16. 18 Jun 2013

    Well, my face does feel really soft. Still attached to my skull, too.

  17. 18 Jun 2013

    My face smells like hot fruit roll ups. This is going to work great!

  18. 18 Jun 2013

    If my face goes missing, you all know what happened. Also, tell my dog that I loved her.

  19. 18 Jun 2013

    Just applied face mask that's supposed to peel stuff off my face. Almost ike paint stripper.

  20. 17 Jun 2013

    Like, "Oh, nice dress... and look at that those amazing cacti!" #241

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