I spent 2 days at the Nazi Moon Base with Angela Merkel. We had earthlight dinners with the grey aliens. That’s when she told me her plans to take over the world. Then she put on Adolph’s old boots and tried to kiss me. @esa @NASA @Space_Station @EU 




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I spent too much time at the Nazi Moon Base on the dark side of the moon. It’s always pandemonium when Angela Merkel arrives. Here is my issue..... She always makes me pull her finger. The first time it was funny. But, God forbid if you don’t. KP for a week peeling potatoes.

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#Varadkar - he’s going to#Berlin to meet the#RealTaoiseachThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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