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Miranda Hart
@mermhart
Acting, writing, comedy-ing, encouraging. Mainly here: instagram.com/realmirandahar Me shop is here themirandashop.com
Londonmirandahart.comJoined February 2009

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It’s a shame as I had trials for QPR (didn’t get in), have far reaching football opinions from how well they acted after a dive to kit colour and am woefully cheap, so I was expecting a call…. But my phone’s off. #MOTD
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I naively thought Twitter ‘abuse’ might’ve eased. It doesn’t bother me that someone says I deserve cancer coz I’m unfunny or look pregnant with weight gain. It’s the shock of how we treat each other.We all deserve & desire dignity so why do we forget to give that to fellow humans
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Come along. This Sunday. Richard Curtis embarrassing me, and Jo Brand with past clips and questions he’s making us answer…. It’s the perfect Sunday afternoon… ! And for 🔴❤️
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I don’t tweet much anymore tweeps, as if I’m going to twit about, it’s going to be in instagram, but I’ll always enjoy tweeting about Coz you know it changes the world. Fact. Get the best nose ever at Amazon.
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For five years I’ve done #hartsvalentinesday to chat to people who might be lonely today. I’m not free to be online all day this year. But please use the hashtag to connect to people if this over commercialised day is making you feel low. You are loveable and loved. Fact ❤️
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I was doing a big poo and my Fitbit came on and said it detected I was going on a walk. As you were.
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This is an absolute career peak FACT! 🧡
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We’re excited to announce that the wonderful @mermhart is our special guest editor for Puzzler’s 50th birthday celebration issue! ♥️ Miranda’s a huge fan of the benefits of puzzling and has curated a superb selection of puzzles just for you. ⚡ON SALE NOW⚡ #puzzler #puzzles
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Crying. So brilliant. So important. Too emotional to articulate more. I am glad there are 7 year olds watching this who wanted to be a goalkeeper like I did! But didn’t think it was ‘appropriate’ or ‘allowed’ to voice it. Thank you Lionesses. #Lionesses
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And yes Twitter I look forward to all the “thank God for that” etc ! This just for the few that were excited. No need to tell me that you’re relieved 😂
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Ink Festival week for those inclined... I wrote a short play but that's by the by. Fab festival 21st-24th April Halesworth, Suffolk. inkfestival.org. Website has a daily timetable - brand new short plays, poetry, talks, comedy, kid's workshops, and more.
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You know we thank people for their work after they die. I think we should do that before they do. So I want to thank Bob Mortimer and for so much joy.But Gone Fishing of late has been tv at it’s finest for me. I don’t say this coz I think you’re about to die!
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I hope people have found connection and solace via #HartsValentinesDay today or will tonight. I'll be live on The Miranda Shop instagram 8pm - nothing planned, just rambling, but a place for people to connect. However hard life may have been, dare to trust love. xx
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There are lots of messages from people who are lonely, grieving, in a difficult or abusive relationship so know that you're not alone. And if you feel you can, then ask for what you need to help you connect. Can always use this hashtag to find people here. #HartsValentinesDay
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I watched the Desmond Tutu Dalai Lama documentary yesterday. V inspiring. A great reminder that we're wired for love. So if you're feeling sad, lonely, left out, lost or grieving today that's OK. Because you're part of life, deserve to be loved and loving. #HartsValentinesDay
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If you find Valentine’s Day hard for any reason don’t forget to follow #HartsValentinesDay tomorrow - so that you connect with others who might be feeling lonely or sad. I will pop on from time to time and will be live from 8pm GMT on Instagram at The Miranda Shop account xx
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I’ll be doing #hartsvalentinesday on Monday. To help anyone lonely or grieving. You can connect with others using hashtag. And will pop on to chat (mainly Insta) Will be live on Instagram at The Miranda Shop 8pm Mon. Do join -don’t like idea of anyone sad on a commercialised day!
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In other news… I realise cleaning and organising the house is basically picking an item up and putting it in another place.
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