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Someone tell me that I cannot fit a rowing machine in my tiny living room.

Please stop framing RBG as having “lost the gamble”, she wanted to do her job and was excellent at it, it’s nothing like horse betting.

Very pleasantly surprised that the Metro’s brand of organic sesame oil is quite good, more balanced and fragrant than Lee Kum Kee.

The problem with Sex and Vanity is that no one in this book so far is likeable or relatable, which makes all the wealth very meaningless.

An old classmate texted a reminder to me that we went to the same high school as Eugene Levy and we still have time to be more successful than him.

Sullenly eating a not very delicious cheese, but it was the best of the lactose free options.

I'm about to tell y'all about the most dangerous secret: the Annex Popeye's is open 24/7.

When you clap your hands together playfully hard in an effort to kill a fly but still miss… my life is full of hurt and disappointment.

Where did John Oliver get his fancy Liverpool hoodie from? I haven’t seen it from the official store.

I just want to say that Dan Levy’s outfit last night was very millennium Japanese school girl and that the socks could go higher.

Mondays are just waiting in anticipation for my Tuesday routine of 25km bike ride and then Popeye’s.

San marzano tomatoes are only good for sauce and nothing else, fight me on this.

How long do you expect a fancy pillowcase to last? I splurged on these high thread count ones but they are falling apart after <1 year of weekly washes.

Does anyone else look at those glass buildings reflecting the sunset and their first thought are people trapped in burning buildings?

Hard disagree!https://twitter.com/Eater/status/1307769546384846849 …

I should’ve made my own cocktail cherries during peak cherry season, paying $20 for a jar of fabbri amarena seems so ridiculous.

If I were to stock up for a second wave, it’d be all Ritz crackers, old bay seasoning and jello cups from the Chinese grocery store.

People who otherwise wouldn’t be going out but are doing so before another lockdown are part of the problem.

Late night, craving cake and listening to Elton John is such a dangerously combination.

I don’t miss the US except for a Baltimore crab boil and Texas brisket.