Joe Fabisevich   ™

@mergesort

Cereal entrepreneur with some nuanced hot takes. iOS Contractor. Kinda rewrote and worked . Eating paste made me the man I am today.

New York City
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Jul 15 SoHo, Manhattan

    I’m starting to feel like I’ve been working too much of late.

    1 retweet 12 likes
  2. 7 hours ago Astoria, Queens

    Geno Smith does a great Ryan Fitzpatrick imitation. I would have easily believed Fitz threw that pick.

    1 like
  3. 11 hours ago Sunnyside, Queens

    How can you tell if you’re being manipulated by Billy Bush right now? Asking for a friend, I’m worried about him.

  4. 12 hours ago Long Island City, Queens

    “30th ave.“ Damn right that’s my campaign slogan.

    The most recent text you sent is your presidential campaign slogan. Go.
  5. 12 hours ago

    I'm pretty sure this is the moment Scott Adams became a mansplaining lunatic.

    1 like
  6. 13 hours ago

    Being susceptible to Billy Bush's peer pressure is not a great quality in a president.

    Melania Trump: Billy Bush “egged on” Donald Trump.
    597 retweets 1,074 likes
  7. 17 Oct 2014

    I got 99 problems and they’re all tabs.

    1 retweet 2 likes
  8. 17 hours ago

    Sometimes I feel like Google really doesn’t understand good UX.

    1 like
  9. 17 hours ago

    One good thing about this hacked email fiasco is I bet Clinton now has a clearer understanding of the value of end-to-end encryption.

    118 retweets 525 likes
  10. 16 Oct 2015 Lenox Hill, Manhattan

    Map, filter, reduce but for social media. Map your thoughts, filter them, and reduce what you say.

    1 retweet 6 likes
  11. Oct 15

    In fairness, she was constantly sniffling at the debates.

    Trump accuses Hillary of drug use: "I think we should take a drug test prior to the debate...because I don't know what's going on with her."
    90 retweets 307 likes
  12. Oct 15 Astoria, Queens

    Honestly the most stressful part of this move has been worrying whether or not our cat will like the new apartment.

    4 likes
  13. Oct 15

    I would still like this actually. Especially with Apple's focus on privacy.

    iOS 9 should add the ability for you to lock any app with TouchID.
    2 likes
  14. Oct 15

    Based off the season he just put up, this might have been low balling him.

  15. Oct 15

    Thanks for the reminder !

  16. Oct 15 Lenox Hill, Manhattan

    Goodbye Upper East Side, hello Astoria. 👋🏽

    2 likes
  17. Oct 14

    Being wrong is normal.

    48 retweets 103 likes
  18. Oct 14 Lenox Hill, Manhattan

    Donald Trump has turned the 2016 election into a National Enquirer headline.

  19. Oct 14 Lenox Hill, Manhattan

    Microservices too!

    Working on GPUs has taught me to stop worrying about one smart, needy child and plan a family of two thousand obedient weasels
  20. Oct 14 California, USA

    Best political advice I've gotten all year and maybe ever. Think of what's best for children when you vote

    14 retweets 33 likes

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