Joe Fabisevich   

@mergesort

Cereal entrepreneur with some nuanced hot takes. iOS Contractor. Kinda rewrote and worked . Eating paste made me the man I am today.

New York City
Joined March 2009

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    I’m starting to feel like I’ve been working too much of late.

  2. Geno Smith does a great Ryan Fitzpatrick imitation. I would have easily believed Fitz threw that pick.

  3. How can you tell if you’re being manipulated by Billy Bush right now? Asking for a friend, I’m worried about him.

  4. “30th ave.“ Damn right that’s my campaign slogan.

  5. I'm pretty sure this is the moment Scott Adams became a mansplaining lunatic.

  6. Being susceptible to Billy Bush's peer pressure is not a great quality in a president.

  7. I got 99 problems and they’re all tabs.

  8. Sometimes I feel like Google really doesn’t understand good UX.

  9. One good thing about this hacked email fiasco is I bet Clinton now has a clearer understanding of the value of end-to-end encryption.

  10. Map, filter, reduce but for social media. Map your thoughts, filter them, and reduce what you say.

  11. In fairness, she was constantly sniffling at the debates.

  12. Honestly the most stressful part of this move has been worrying whether or not our cat will like the new apartment.

  13. I would still like this actually. Especially with Apple's focus on privacy.

  14. Based off the season he just put up, this might have been low balling him.

  15. Thanks for the reminder !

  16. Goodbye Upper East Side, hello Astoria. 👋🏽

  17. Being wrong is normal.

  18. Donald Trump has turned the 2016 election into a National Enquirer headline.

  19. Best political advice I've gotten all year and maybe ever. Think of what's best for children when you vote

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