Fairies live in bird houses and drive Jeeps, obviously, Mom.
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My new video doorbell freaks out every time the flag moves. I can't say I'm not entertained.
"Mama, can we have one for a pet?"
The deodorant on my collar really speaks to the day. Who does that??
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#selfiemonday @ Brighton, New York
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It's potty training week. We stocked up on the mega rolls.
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Vacation seems to suit Avishai well. instagram.com/p/CfrbqMtrC98/
I did my regular "I'm not going to buy a plant today!" chant over and over and over again... but anyway, here's Betsy.
ברוך אתה ה' אלוקינו מלך העולם הטוב והמטיב.
Whew. instagram.com/p/CfJxOfJLHvL/
Just posted a photo instagram.com/p/CfFdeRWNIYn/
Just posted a photo instagram.com/p/Ce-XoqjtlvP/
By request, Avishai's Shavuot Pride Rainbow cake, complete with #crumbshot
When he asks for a rainbow cake, you gotta. When he asks for a rainbow cake in June, you gotta *right away.*
All 3 cavities at once, baybeeeeeee
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“Why are you here?!"
A furious Sen. Chris Murphy demands answers from senators following Texas school shooting.
“Why do you spend all this time running for the United States Senate...if your answer, is as the slaughter increases, as our kids run for their lives—we do nothing?”
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We've been here for three weeks and now my face is too dark for my makeup.
It's a gorgeous sunny day.
We have a summer nanny.
No one is touching me.
SHOW ME YOUR FACE!
#selfiemonday
No one:
Absolutely no one:
The picture a husband takes of his wife:
Esty's favorite pastime is harvesting the kitchen trash. Guess what we had for breakfast this morning. 🤦🏻♀️
Anyway so yeah you could say I'm brand loyal
Did I pick the "omfg moving is terrible" photo for this exercise? You bet your ass.
Can we discuss how there was only *ONE* Rocky bandaid in the box?
RUDE.
