Meredith

@meralee727

Comedy writer/journalist/special education teacher/Expert snacker/lover of puppies/hearing impaired/looking for writing jobs

Vrijeme pridruživanja: veljača 2009.
Rođen/a 27. srpnja

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    31. sij

    Former special education teacher looking to get into comedy writing. I wrote a semi autobiographical dramedy about a hearing impaired woman trying to figure out her place in a fully hearing world.

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  2. prije 2 sata

    This is the headline on my dating profile and also....a general description of my mental health

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  3. prije 2 sata

    This is also the title of my autobiography and/or a general description of my mental health

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  4. prije 4 sata

    Not near a 📺....who won the Kansas Caucus? 😜

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  5. prije 9 sati

    I bet her son went to his room to get some apple pie

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  6. prije 11 sati

    Regardless of how you feel about a person, making fun of someone who has cancer is a great way to screw up your Google search results. That’s not the hill you want to die on.

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  7. prije 11 sati

    “What?! J.Lo&Shakira were dancing too sexy! We must protect our children!” “Maybe we can protect our kids by changing gun laws so they’re no longer traumatized that someone might come to their school&kill them?” “No! Don’t take away our guns! Boo sexy dancing! No sexy dancing!

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  8. prije 11 sati

    Children are practicing lockdown drills at school in order to prepare in the event that someone might come and shoot them. The innocence of children died a long time ago.

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  9. prije 11 sati

    Watching J.Lo and Shakira dancing on television is going to traumatize children. But having children practice lockdown drills in schools just in case someone comes on to campus and begins shooting at them...is fine? 🤷🏼‍♀️

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  10. prije 12 sati

    I guess when Beyoncé married Jay Z, she no longer had a name? 🤦🏼‍♀️

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  11. prije 13 sati

    99.9% of looking for work is people offering to help you before vanishing into thin air never to be heard from again

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  12. prije 15 sati

    Someone taking a chance on me...and also a puppy

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  13. prije 15 sati

    The people outraged about J.Lo and Shakira’s halftime show are the same people who consider a former nude model the classiest First Lady ever

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  14. prije 15 sati

    Today is the day, I can feel it. Today will be the day that another resume of mine will be put on file until something comes up that seems like a good fit! Fingers crossed

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  15. prije 16 sati

    I bet Trump is going to have a lot to say about the Nebraska Caucus

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  16. prije 16 sati

    Of course Trump would mix up Missouri and Kansas...it’s not like you know who is playing in the Super Bowl weeks in advance and can quickly check to see which state the Chiefs play for even before the actual game...besides that would’ve taken away from his crazy tweeting time.

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  18. prije 16 sati

    Millions of people tuned in to watch grown men ram into each other and tackling each other over a ball while possibly giving each other brain damage and/or injuring each other. Yet two women over forty perform and incredible song and dance number and that’s where the outrage is.

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  19. prije 17 sati

    Adam Levine basically took off all his clothes in his performance last year and just walked around the stage-there was no outrage. Shakira and J.Lo did a very elaborate performance including costume changes and dance numbers and they’re degrading their gender.

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  20. prije 17 sati

    Adam Levine just kept taking off all his clothes....where was the same outrage?

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  21. 3. velj

    After listening to with and , I spent the entire game yelling “brain damage sports!” Thanks guys.... 😜

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