Paul Handly

@mephaust

Brooklyn, NY
Joined March 2008
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  1. Retweeted
    16 May 2015

    I tried counting sheep but now I'm too scared to sleep... ”

    1 reply 40 retweets 36 likes
  2. Retweeted
    7 May 2015

    On this list, 15 names are UK constituencies. The other 15 are bars in Brooklyn. Can you tell which are which?

    57 replies 942 retweets 531 likes
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    6 May 2015

    The WordPress business model of giving away a product so buggy and unsecurable that you will pay them to run it for you is simply brilliant

    7 replies 209 retweets 220 likes
  4. Retweeted
    19 Apr 2015

    Who am I? How did I get here? And how did NFS get here with me? And why must I read its long life story in order to get permissions to work?

    1 reply 8 retweets 25 likes
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    9 Apr 2015

    "Hi, my name is Kyle and I have a consistency problem." Group (groaning): "Hi Kyle"

    3 replies 55 retweets 88 likes
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    9 Apr 2015

    be the change you want to see in the world. make build fucking zookeeper as a service already.

    5 replies 12 retweets 12 likes
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    9 Apr 2015

    "being an upstairs neighbour is about making different but interesting sounds"

    1 reply 7 retweets 1 like
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    6 Apr 2015

    Ello is eloquent proof that a committed, principled social site can thrive without advertising if enough people give it millions of dollars

    7 replies 113 retweets 116 likes
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    26 Mar 2015

    If 1 service dies and your whole system breaks, you don't have SOA. You have a monolith whose brain has been chopped up and stuck in jars.

    15 replies 958 retweets 519 likes
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    4 Apr 2013

    At Starbucks I order under the name Godot. Then leave.

    34 replies 1,163 retweets 1,285 likes
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    17 Mar 2015

    See that blue line? That's women-led companies out performing their peers:

    77 replies 1,606 retweets 1,095 likes
  12. Retweeted
    10 Mar 2015

    Today I will perform the traditional task of every new startup VP Eng. Moving our domain registration off GoDaddy.

    3 replies 21 retweets 84 likes
  13. Retweeted
    5 Mar 2015

    "Plane skids off runway" really misses the full story when the end of LGA runway is the Long Island Sound. Try "Plane avoids ocean" instead.

    1 reply 10 retweets 4 likes
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    4 Mar 2015

    I'll keep saying this ... if people can't build monoliths properly, microservices won't help.

    18 replies 258 retweets 109 likes
  15. Retweeted
    30 Jan 2015

    And to the young lady who chased the 2 males & got her phone back: We generally don't recommend that... [whispering: but that was AWESOME]

    1 reply 53 retweets 70 likes
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    29 Jan 2015

    Starting Q1 2015 revenue will be reported as a separate segment.

    8 replies 128 retweets 57 likes
  17. Retweeted
    19 Jan 2015

    I enjoyed the Subway Encounters from last week's

    2 retweets 2 likes
  18. Retweeted
    5 Jan 2015

    In case you have forgotten what a is, why computers tend to f**k them up and why astronomers hate that:

    4 replies 88 retweets 47 likes
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    5 Jan 2015

    I consider inflight wifi as harmful and you must never to use it

    7 replies 105 retweets 36 likes
  20. Retweeted
    22 Dec 2014

    - Consider changing the language in your weekly update emails to “1 Member’s account was disabled”

    1 reply 1 retweet 3 likes

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