Trump Struck by Lightning Seven Times as #Inauguration Audience Screams and Cowers
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Ghostly Figure Before Inaugural Altar Grows Brighter & Brighter, Transfixing All Who Gaze Upon It; Obama, Shaking, Slowly Removes Blindfold
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"It — It's You," "But You — I Thought — You Don't Exist — You Never Existed:" Obama Slowly Backs Away as Glowing Figure at Altar Reaches Out
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"Barack, You Know Me," "Come On, We Can Fix This, Take My Hand:" Ghostly Figure at Altar Warmly Addresses Obama as Thunder Roars All Around
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"Joe? Can — Can It Really Be You?" Hesitantly, Obama Steps Forward, Reaches Out to Ghostly Figure
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BREAKING: Vice President Joe Biden, Whom We Had Somehow All Forgotten, Emerges Before Altar in Blast of Light & Wind
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"They Took Away Your Thoughts But It's All Right Now, I've Got Them Right Here:" Newly-Manifested Joe Biden Embraces Tearful Obama
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Biden, Obama Family Escorted Into Rickety Carriage as President Trump Flees Wrath of Blood-Red Ravens
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Rejected by Blood-Red Ravens & Whalebone Scepter, Trump's Legitimacy as 127th President of the United States "Worryingly Unclear"
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127? We know the true figure is higher - why are you hiding it from us?
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They don’t count the shadow government when it’s the same president as the one that’s for show
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