Editors! Here are the pieces I can write for this oh-so festive holiday season!
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1. Holiday gift guide! What do you get for the woman who literally hates everything and everyone and maybe always will?
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2. Holiday entertaining tips! How to throw a super fun party for guests who’ve been crying their eyes out for 4 weeks straight!
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3. Holiday drinks guide! How to make a drink strong enough to deliver a mild buzz to humans 4 weeks into an epic bender!
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4. The Year in Music! Has any fucking music has been playing since our world became an apocalyptic hellscape?
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just dies irae and this really high pitched ringing
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I believe the official song of 2016 is the Carmina Burana.
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let’s call the whole thing orff
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