I gotta go wake up my husband!
no I don’t, it’s a holiday
I gotta go wake up my husband!
et cetera, et cetera
Replying to @0xabad1dea
@0xabad1dea i will repay the favour by sharing my favourite new one: 
9:39 AM - 1 Jan 2016
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