"BETA SERVICES... MAY CONTAIN BUGS, ERRORS, DEFECTS, OR HARMFUL COMPONENTS." And so may generally available services, too!
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"We may delete, without liability, any of Your Content that sits in an Amazon SQS queue" seems like a dangerous term.
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If you use Microsoft software in ec2: Microsoft is not responsible for providing any support in connection with the Services. Do not contact Microsoft for support. Honestly, "do not contact
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IBM software and Microsoft SQL Server are not allowed to run on Spot instances. Ergo nothing that lives at https://github.com/ibm should be used for any app that may potentially run on spot instances. Either
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"We may terminate the EC2 Reserved Instance and EC2 Dedicated Host Reservation pricing program at any time." Please let that time be now. Savings Plans are the way and the light.
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If you use a credit card to buy a RI, you can't sell it on the marketplace for 30 days after the transaction. And that's how they fight credit card chargebacks!pic.twitter.com/YZBUPAdAZv
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"Media shipped to us for import into or export fromo supported AWS Services" typos AWS Legal. The FROMO is real! This page has no feedback link so I use Twitter dot com instead. I can't believe this website is free.
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"You may not allow Snowmobile Materials to leave the Transfer Site other than under the supervision of personnel designated by AWS." That's how they kill my joyriding plans.pic.twitter.com/T9xYDp7SNe
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"We may charge you the applicable lost device fee specified on the AWS Snowball pricing pages" Liars! The fee is not disclosed anywhere on those pages. I have looked; it's relevant to a project I have in mind.pic.twitter.com/B5AGe8bBLs
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If you use Oracle Software on AWS, you're screwed. You can't benchmark it, nor use it for rental, timesharing, subscription services, hosting, or outsourcing.pic.twitter.com/AU4iGDXB67
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You’re screwed before you even consider any of those, really.
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