Tori held down the conference call today while I got coffeepic.twitter.com/Uw9HUa1gO2
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SRE@PagerDuty. Geek, Buddhist, husband, introvert, devop, social justice worrier, musician, vegetarian, urbanist. He/him. May all beings be free from suffering.
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Tori held down the conference call today while I got coffeepic.twitter.com/Uw9HUa1gO2
One more (I forgot I took a picture from my perspective)pic.twitter.com/SbWHOJOy1u
Internet, did you need the cat picture thread today? They both decided it's a hide-in-the-carrier daypic.twitter.com/PlhK5iC81D
I need to not be back on Twitter yet, but Frisk and I had a good nap today and I hope the bumped cat pic thread brings you joypic.twitter.com/4LSOjHfzv1
no pet. only hold. immediately. that will do, human
pic.twitter.com/dESrAqM80V
her black stripes are very warm in the sun
(PS dang my pixel 4 pictures are clearer. it's nice when your fingerprint reader isn't in the same spot as your camera lens!)pic.twitter.com/neqdO4FxMg
me, leaving a note and shawl on my laptop: plz don't touch, I finally got the 3ds connection to work Tori: lol I can't read (NO idea how she turned win10 red but I'm about to see)pic.twitter.com/D6NYn3xZsF
why would you ever curl up in a pet bed when the humans have a fitted sheet unfoldedpic.twitter.com/598LeSOFJU
no cats here, just us sheets
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