Woke up to my land cruiser missing. Check security camera, it was Hotwired and driven away at 4am! Go to mission station and file report. I return home and the doorbell rings they found it! Weirdly in my old neighborhood. They’d got it stuck in the mud. Idiots. They tried
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...winching it out (using a bush) to no avail. Then they TOOK THE WINCH CONTROLLER WITH THEM. What monster would do THAT? Waiting now for special tow truck and then we’ll head back home again. Time to install some hidden security features. Next project!!pic.twitter.com/ea3VrJQboJ
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For the record I’m NOT installing any “traps” in the car. Only passive security, engine cut off, and recording features.
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Neighbor says the driver of my stolen vehicle was a skinny white dude wearing a beanie. He won’t find it so easy to start my car again...
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With that said, I'd pay cash money to see you install a glitter bomb in the steering wheel, and then have it go off in a would-be thief's face.
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fade to @donttrythis, glittery and sad
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