My dad just pulled a knife out of his trapper keeper and is carving a ham?!?pic.twitter.com/3H5JfshiT4
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SRE@PagerDuty. Geek, Buddhist, husband, introvert, devop, social justice worrier, musician, vegetarian, urbanist. He/him. May all beings be free from suffering.
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My dad just pulled a knife out of his trapper keeper and is carving a ham?!?pic.twitter.com/3H5JfshiT4
Pulled a... out of his... I can have a Trapper Keeper as an adult and keep... ??? in it?
Back when I was in management and thus always going meeting to meeting and keeping handwritten notes and stuff, I was really tempted to get an old Lisa Frank trapper keeper. Here, take my torch.
I mean, my Chrome backpack has big Trapper Keeper energy, but it's no Lisa Frank
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