How to make money in 2019: 1. Pick any random household object 2. Select a cheap but nice-looking version of that thing from a bulk manufacturer 3. Buy millions of Instagram ads that market it as "the ultimate $whatever" 4. Profit
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"This is the last coat rack you'll ever buy" "The ultimate silverware drawer divider" "This toilet brush will change your life" "This bedside lamp is getting rave reviews" "We have reinvented the welcome mat"
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Replying to @seldo
i feel like you’re going to reinvent Hammacher Schlemmer at this rate
9:40 AM - 9 Nov 2019
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