SCENE: Trying to teach the Irrational Biped how to eat corn on the cob.
@VickiEssex: You've got to eat it like a typewriter, sweetie
Me: She has no idea what a typewriter is. She'll NEVER know what a typewriter is.
Replying to @jm_mcgrath @VickiEssex
LET HER EAT IT LIKE A LATHE
3:36 PM - 23 Sep 2018
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