memeshankar

@memeshankar

I make jokes, and they’re funny, sometimes.

Mumbai, India
Vrijeme pridruživanja: studeni 2018.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    16. sij 2019.

    If you think your life sucks, it probably does.

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  2. 17. lip 2019.

    Day 39: Log 3-3 rupaye mai news nahi, controversy khareed te hain.

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  3. 15. lip 2019.

    Day 38: Thin-crust pizzas are overrated masala papads.

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  4. 14. lip 2019.

    Day 37: Mangliks are certified peepal pleasers.

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  5. 13. lip 2019.

    Day 36: Happily ever after is so once upon a time.

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  6. 12. lip 2019.

    Day 35: I’m the bad guy in my story.

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  7. 11. lip 2019.

    Day 34: I keep bouncing from “I hate me” to “I hate me”

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  8. 10. lip 2019.

    Day 33: I’m not always rude or sarcastic. Sometimes I’m asleep.

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  9. 9. lip 2019.

    Day 32: People don't take me seriously. Well, either do I.

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  10. 8. lip 2019.

    Day 31: Don’t worry, when the time comes, all the things start failing into places.

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  11. 7. lip 2019.

    Day 30: Light travels faster than sound. This is why people appear bright before they start speaking.

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  12. 5. lip 2019.

    Day 29: I skipped one.

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  13. 4. lip 2019.

    Day 28: Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

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  14. 3. lip 2019.

    Day 27: Weird things happen to me, like life.

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  15. 2. lip 2019.

    Day 26: Life is a constant change of want.

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  16. 1. lip 2019.

    Day 25: Go to Thank me later.

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  17. 31. svi 2019.

    Day 24: All the alphabets are arbitrary. Hence, everything that’s in alphabetical order is arbitrary.

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  18. 30. svi 2019.

    Day 23: Has anyone tried imagining a new colour?

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  19. 28. svi 2019.

    Day 22: It’s been so many days to Captain Marvel, and I’m suprised why hasn’t changed her name to Kree Larson.

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  20. 28. svi 2019.

    Day 21: Why am I not having a good time? I specifically requested for it.

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  21. 27. svi 2019.

    Day 20: A balanced diet is a something my bank balance can’t balance.

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