Melissa SM

@melvedya

Event producer and nonprofit fundraiser by day. Pro wrestling fan by night. Also dog pics.

back in RVA
Joined February 2009

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  1. Retweeted
    10 Dec 2016

    Picard civics tip: When a foreign power has wormed its way into your institution's highest office, it is every officer's duty to resist.

  2. Retweeted
    22 Nov 2016
  3. Retweeted
    20 Nov 2016

    . must protect the safety of Native Americans and their supporters who have gathered peacefully to oppose the Dakota Access Pipeline.

  4. Retweeted
    16 Nov 2016

    DON'T LAMENT "BOTH SIDES" WHEN ONE "SIDE" PERFORMING PERSONAL/LEGISLATIVE HATE CRIME + OTHER "SIDE" FORGETING TO ADD "PLEASE" BEFORE "STOP."

  5. 27 Oct 2016

    This speaks to me on a deeply profound level re everything that is wrong with my job.

  6. 18 Oct 2016

    Database Manager and I are nerding out over creating a perfect data import template in Excel. Some days it’s the small victories.

  7. 13 Oct 2016

    Found my karaoke pencil. Now I’m ready for .

  8. 11 Oct 2016

    I was on Twitter back in 2009 when hashtags were invented! Stop trying to explain to me how they are different from @ replies!

  9. 11 Oct 2016

    I don’t mind being the only millennial in my office until I have to sit through a Social Media 101 presentation.

  10. 15 Jul 2016

    Word has come down from IT that Pokemon Go is not allowed on company devices. I really want to know who needed that clarified for them.

  11. 7 Jul 2016

    It’s barely 10:30 and I’ve already told 3 coworkers that I don’t have time to fix their problems. Do not fuck with me today.

  12. 29 Jun 2016

    It’s my freshman year of college all in one sponsored post.

  13. 20 Jun 2016

    Sometimes I forget I’m the token millennial at work. Then I spend 30 minutes googling “Outlook emojis” before remembering Wingdings exist.

  14. 28 Apr 2016

    Got this gem this AM. The thing I’m most looking forward to about being married? No more unsolicited bridal emails.

  15. 20 Apr 2016

    The newest version of our database software at work is called “NXT”. None of my coworkers understand why that amuses me.

  16. 11 Apr 2016

    The 7 train: Where I can tell how late for work I’m running by the mariachi band busking in my car.

  17. 23 Mar 2016

    First wedding gift came today. @ProfoundPrimate and I got way too excited over an ice cream maker.

  18. 16 Mar 2016

    The number of people I’ve see taking selfies on the subway this week tells me it must be spring break somewhere.

  19. Retweeted
    10 Mar 2016

    sorry I'm late I got caught up watching a FB autoplay video shared by a high school acquaintance on how to make an easy 1 pot pasta dish

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