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Author (THE TETHERED MAGE, etc) w/ @orbitbooks. THE QUICKSILVER COURT out now! Geek, mom, tea drinker, dog & cat herder. Swordfights in ballgowns. (She/her)

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    1. Melissa Caruso‏ @melisscaru 31 Jan 2018

      You don't have the range of motion or flexibility you need to fight, and the off-the-shoulder thing is going to get in the way bigtime. (This is why Jasmine's outfit sucks to fight in even though she wears pants. Good luck moving your arms in those sleeves.)pic.twitter.com/NPU422G3Ws

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    2. Melissa Caruso‏ @melisscaru 31 Jan 2018

      The top reason I love Merida is because she runs into the sleeves-too-tight problem and SOLVES IT during that archery scene near the beginning with her awesome seam-ripping flex. This is spot-on. This is what your heroine should do if she has to fight in a dress like this.pic.twitter.com/jCglE25nYf

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    3. Melissa Caruso‏ @melisscaru 31 Jan 2018

      You want sleeves that have range of motion in the shoulder. Puffy or dangly sleeves are okay so long as they don't dangle too much on your wrist or forearm, in which case circular motions can wrap them around your arm.

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    4. Melissa Caruso‏ @melisscaru 31 Jan 2018

      My girl Maleficent 😍 has too much fabric hanging off her arms, but whatever, she can zap you with magic or turn into a dragon, she can wear whatever she wants.pic.twitter.com/wOH33IOrCV

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    5. Melissa Caruso‏ @melisscaru 31 Jan 2018

      Corsets are less of a problem than you'd think, so long as you don't lace them too crazy tight. (Like, Ariel, you'd better still have gills, because your waist is only slightly larger than your neck, here.)pic.twitter.com/WrRqbnwPej

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    6. Melissa Caruso‏ @melisscaru 31 Jan 2018

      I have fought a LOT in a corset. You can't bend much in the middle, but that's not a huge issue (and will be even more true in, say, a metal breastplate). So long as you've got it laced so it's breathable, you're okay.

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    7. Melissa Caruso‏ @melisscaru 31 Jan 2018

      The big thing that sucks in a corset is actually getting up and down off the ground (because you have to bend to do that). Doable, but you might be a little slower. (Again, just like a cuirass, I imagine.)

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    8. Melissa Caruso‏ @melisscaru 31 Jan 2018

      Steel boning might even protect you somewhat, depending on how hardcore your corset is and what kind of strike, etc. (You are probably out of luck against a thrust.)

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    9. Melissa Caruso‏ @melisscaru 31 Jan 2018

      One thing that will throw you off way more than you think is any kind of purse. Anything asymmetrical or dangly that's not close to your body throws off your balance. (This goes for all the guys you see fighting with all kinds of crazy gear hanging off them, too.)pic.twitter.com/ucfiyYpAjf

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    10. Melissa Caruso‏ @melisscaru 31 Jan 2018

      I have overall found cloaks harder to fight in than many dresses. They tend to foul your arms, cool though they look.pic.twitter.com/SfgnbTWnJJ

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      Melissa Caruso‏ @melisscaru 31 Jan 2018

      So! If you're attending a ball and you suspect you may be a novel heroine, remember: Full mobility sleeves without too much dangly stuff No floor-length skirts (or train, ugh) No cloak (doff it for effect!) Poofy skirts fine (but not in heavy underbrush) Corsets fine

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        2. Melissa Caruso‏ @melisscaru 31 Jan 2018

          (And if it's a masked ball, make sure you have good peripheral vision! SO IMPORTANT.)

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        3. Melissa Caruso‏ @melisscaru 31 Jan 2018

          Remember all this, and be ready to rip your seams if you have to, and you'll be able to dance with the villain AND duel him later.pic.twitter.com/iiZvL5JK2n

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        4. Melissa Caruso‏ @melisscaru 31 Jan 2018

          (...So, wow, I had NO IDEA this would go viral! I APPROVE OF YOUR PRIORITIES, INTERNET.) ((And, uh, hey, if you like fabulously dressed women having adventures, you might also like my book https://www.amazon.com/Tethered-Mage-Swords-Fire/dp/0316466875/ …))

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        5. Melissa Caruso‏ @melisscaru 1 Feb 2018

          (Oh, hey, and here's a link to the first few chapters free because I LOVE ALL YOU AWESOME PEOPLE: https://www.orbitbooks.net/excerpt/the-tethered-mage/ …)

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        1. Isabel Bandeira‏ @Emberchyld 31 Jan 2018
          Replying to @melisscaru

          Love this! Also, from experience: short skirts and long skirts were never a problem for me in (recurve) archery, but mid-calf-length skirts always get caught up in my bow. I assume this would be the same for any overskirts/swaggy decoration

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        1. ScribbleJotterAmy(she/her)‏ @BunniesKitchen 31 Jan 2018
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          I met my Partner at a Fairytale ball :D I was absolutely sensibly dressed should I have had the need (or been *gasp* permitted ;) ) to hold a Duel. Going to the Split Worlds LARP by @EmApocalyptic is A life highlight for that alone, but it was AMAZING in its own right :D

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        2. HeyChrisHeyHeyChris‏ @Laughingchris 31 Jan 2018
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          Excellent assessment. I teach in a historical fencing recreation group (so less "martial art" - more "sportfight using period techniques" for safety), and have taught with women in gowns. Only critique: Cloaks are great for offhand defense! Wrap around forearm, use to parry. :)

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        3. Melissa Caruso‏ @melisscaru 31 Jan 2018
          Replying to @Laughingchris

          Good call on the cloak!

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        1. Rachel‏ @rachelrachel 31 Jan 2018
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          as someone who may or may not have engaged in a pool-noodle duel or two while wearing a debutante gown, forty pounds of beads, while encumbering, do offer slight protection against blunt weapons

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        1. L. N.‏ @rondodog 31 Jan 2018
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          I agree with all of these, with one suggestion: although it looks amateurish, a loop for your wrist at the end of your sword/dagger might save you, esp. if wearing a corset.

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