Melissa Massello

@melissamassello

Boston girl gone Austin. Pixie dust spreader on the Tilt-A-Whirl. Formerly /. Just wanna drink wine, travel + save all the damn dogs.

Austin, TX
Joined December 2008

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  1. Retweeted
    Jun 5

    I've lived to see my childhood princesses become generals.

  2. Jun 6

    This one is for the guy who said all achievements have been made by men.

  3. Jun 6

    Actions have consequences, imagine that.

  4. Retweeted
    Jun 5

    A New Brand Claims It's the Most Environmentally Friendly Paint in the World

  5. Jun 3

    Date night with my dapper dude, finally trying the dandypinktx 🍷and petting the house cat at…

  6. Retweeted
    Jun 3
  7. Jun 2

    One-eyed stare, don't care. Trying to channel pennifurlopez today and GSD while GNF on FBF. 💪🏼

  8. Retweeted
    May 31

    People in covfefe houses shouldn't throw covfefe.

  9. May 31

    Wake, brew, rescue, repeat. Grounds & Hounds helps pups with every cup! Use FURBALL15 for 15% off!

  10. May 23

    Meet Tony Danza, our adorable, feisty and snuggly little foster nugget "chiggie" - Italian…

  11. May 23

    2017 Dogscars Nominations - polls close at noon tmrw!!

  12. May 21

    dog lovers: Did you vote for your fave local pups in Awards? Polls close Weds at noon!

  13. May 18
  14. May 17

    This is my friend Moose, and he's getting his beauty rest before + the Dogscars…

  15. Retweeted
    May 15

    LAST WEEK: Wow, nothing could be more alarming than decision to fire FBI director over Russia investigation. THIS WEEK: Hold my vodka.

  16. May 15

    Me, every time I get an email response from citing "government overreach"

  17. May 15

    Can we all agree that the has gone beyond beyond the overuse of the word overreach? we need a verdict. And thesaurus.

  18. May 15
  19. May 12

    Vote for your fave Austin dogs in the 1st Annual RuffAdventures Dogscars! Award noms polling just opened

  20. May 12

    The day I got to publish "lair-bratory" in a lede because is the editor I always wanted. via

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