melissa nicole

@melissamanningx

i write things for a living

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    6 Jun 2017

    hold onto hope if you've got it

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  2. 39 minutes ago

    and I SLEPT through it

    follow-up: There have been no reports of earthquake-related damage or injuries within the City of Los Angeles. Our region hasn't shook like that since 2014. This should serve as a steadfast reminder to act now, get those earthquake preparedness kits ready.
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    Apr 1

    When the liquor doesn’t hit you at first so you take four more shots. Then it all hits you 5 minutes later

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    Apr 2

    Me: I’m so annoyed of the little boy singing at Walmart Me hearing the remix:

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    Apr 3

    I would do anything to have my grandfather alive and then there’s people that don’t appreciate them when they’re alive. 😕

    My grandpa asked all the grandkids to go with him to the flight museum, and they all turned him down because they thought it was boring and stupid. So I asked him to go on a “date” with me.
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    Apr 4

    Happy Spring Break! Guess where I am....hurry up...do it now 😇

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    Mar 31

    Proving a point: retweet if you snap with middle finger and thumb like it you snap with pointer finger and thumb

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  8. Apr 3

    i’m screaming

    High school musical characters as vines, a thread:
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    Apr 2

    Best news ive heard in a while

    Man who tortured dog sentenced to 10 years in prison and will be deported. Justice.
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  10. Apr 3

    i should not have watched this episode in public because i don’t have enough control over my reactions someone HELP

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  11. Apr 3

    update: shonda rhimes is also from the deepest pit of hell because of this episode

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    Apr 3

    I’m gonna sign you dumbass up for pottery barn emails

    Replying to @chrissyteigen
    And who are you? A nobody.
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    Apr 3

    I have had it with apple..😩😩😩😩😩

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    Bretman is so funny 💀
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  14. Retweeted
    Apr 1

    still kills me that this was edward’s first reaction to bella

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    Apr 2

    Lowkey tho, this shit goes hard.

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    There should probably be some sort of law prohibiting this
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    Apr 2

    Someone said that this is how men apologize, and I’ve been laughing ever since.

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    I’m in bed sick. said something rude to me, came back to apologize...and then things took a turn.
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  17. Apr 1

    my header is sofa king funny to me omg

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    Apr 1

    Ya we fighting. Who plays like this.

    Replying to @gothfruits @hailiebarber
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  19. Apr 1

    now, I know before I got paid that I promised myself that I would use this paycheck to expand my t-shirt and jeans filled wardrobe into one of an adult, but I spent 90% of my check in 3 DAYS.

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  20. Apr 1

    “do you not realize that I have had diarrhea since Easters???”

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  21. Retweeted
    Mar 29

    “this lil girl” who co-hosted Mike’s Super Short Show with her brother, one of the best friends to Zack and Cody, danced her ass off in the Step-Up movies, gave us the iconic “Whatcha’ doin?” as Isabella in Phineas & Ferb and was in Camp Rock. I love the iconic Alyson Stoner!

    It was a beautiful era when Missy Elliott had this lil girl in all her music videos and nobody screamed cultural appropriation
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