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i wrote the pisces, so sad today, and last sext. next comes milk fed.

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    melissa broder‏Verified account @melissabroder 7 Jun 2017
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    *whispers during sex* thanks for distracting me from death

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      1. HANnvm‏ @lookslikerehn 7 Jun 2017
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        Sex is death

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      1. Not Eleanor‏ @_lenor23 7 Jun 2017
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        and making me feel so alive in that given moment

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      1. .‏ @andrelavie 7 Jun 2017
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        @GdoCorzo

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      1.  🕯Joel‏ @leftgreenthumb 7 Jun 2017
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        that was quick!

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      1. Mr Misunderstood‏ @partsmessiah 7 Jun 2017
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        Kinda' makes me wish I had the opportunity to have sex.😑

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      1.  🐚‏ @ShellHasDragons 7 Jun 2017
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        Omfg 😂😂😂

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        I prefer a 3 way with the Angel of

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        finna nut

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        LITERALLY was going to say this

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      1. it's a real life‏ @gorgekerr 9 Jun 2017
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        and kiss and hold you closer

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        You are hilarious!

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      1. klaa  🌼‏ @klarizIraslmyr 11 Jun 2017
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        @janellebltnd hala si auntie bantayi haha

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      1. klaa  🌼‏ @klarizIraslmyr 11 Jun 2017
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        hala bad word ne oh hahahahahahah

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        kani si mam gwapa kaayo pero OnCe!

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      1. klaa  🌼‏ @klarizIraslmyr 11 Jun 2017
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        perO onCe nasA beD?!

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        nAgAgaMiT Ba anG phOnE sa ILaliM nG lUpa?!

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      1. klaa  🌼‏ @klarizIraslmyr 11 Jun 2017
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        worker lng sya didto ba charot hahahaha

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