This actually happened on a first date
my idea of a hot date is watching a stranger puke on the street
-
-
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
that happened to me except it was my date
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
my version is girl puking after giving her diamonds buried under a mound of snack cakes
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
sweetie you are lonely. i am cryin because i’m you too.
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
I laughed out loud to this...hilarious.
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
Loading seems to be taking a while.
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.