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i wrote the pisces, so sad today, and last sext. next comes milk fed.

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    melissa broder‏Verified account @melissabroder 13 Jan 2016
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    might have sex at whole foods

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    • dani sami ✨ Rachel ♒︎ ☭ Claudia kate 🧙🏻‍♀️✨🌘 AVNEET! davo katherine IG: community.nomad
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      1. Brandon Stosuy‏Verified account @brandonstosuy 13 Jan 2016
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        @melissabroder can you pick me up some tofu?

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      2. CHICKENINGDALE BOLT‏ @CHIRPENDALE 13 Jan 2016
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        CHICKENINGDALE BOLT Retweeted CHICKENINGDALE BOLT

        @brandonstosuy @melissabroderhttps://twitter.com/chirpendale/status/683141874534727681 …

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        dude I have never seen this many people having sex in the organic lube section of Whole Foods before
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      1. rhonwyn‏ @rhonwyyn 13 Jan 2016
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        @melissabroder @maxcurryy

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      1.  🐊Eric "Brown Listerine" Nelson‏ @waityourarobot 15 Jan 2016
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        @melissabroder so did this happen or nah?

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      1. Jody‏ @nevermindjody 15 Jan 2016
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        @melissabroder just make sure it's organic and doesn't contain any HFCS or they'll kick you out.

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        @melissabroder. Are you a veteran of the unseen?

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