Well this is a mood
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Are you not a serial comma person?
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Being a widower for over a year, I’m reminded of a line used by Jon Cryer in the show, “Two and a Half Men”. When asked about his sex life he responded, “Making like a monkey in a Mango tree”. Still makes me laugh!
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Now can you imagine if a man said that? Does it have the same cadence?
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Khansi ke liyay kia karti hain?
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i use the sexual fantasies of other people to relax.
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and don't forget so you have something to tweet
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Why wouldn't a person?
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join the club, darling

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