a merman isn’t in the top 6 mythological creatures i wanna fuck: 6. the kraken (once u go squid...) 5. apollo (skater twink) 4. circe (we become friends) 3. the mother goddess (breastfeed me) 2. cerberus: the hounds of hell 1. cronus (only while he is vomiting up his children)
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would prob go for the cron’ when he was eating the kids to begin with tbh
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the only mythological creature I’m interested in laying down on is myself
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I read The Pisces and Circe back to back and I’d put Apollo at 1, your merman at 2 (assuming A has sexy feet)
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Charon can ferry me thru his river Stix any day
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apollo is 100% a skater twink, big facts
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I think in my hopelessness I would fall for Narcissus...oh, wait. I did. Again & again. Your list is far better! I bet Odysseus is vanilla. I think maybe Perseus, but he might mistake me for Medusa & decapitate me. I think I’m SOL. Call me Penelope. Btw, So Sad Today is genius.
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