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Mark Hill
@mehil
Entertainment editor , contributor , words in , , etc. Former editor . Fiction: amzn.to/3CWFRSI
Calgary, Albertamehill.orgJoined January 2016

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Way too lazy to actually make the photoshop, but imagine Doctor Manhattan with Kyrie's face saying "It's 2017. I'm ecstatic to be joining the Celtics. It's 2023. I'm ecstatic to be joining the Mavericks. It's 2019. I'm ecstatic to be joining the Nets."
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In Canada Disney+ gets a lot of stuff that's put on Hulu in the States, meaning we get rapid-fire ads with intense music that boldly declare: "BLACK PANTHER. STAR WARS. HOW I MET YOUR FATHER."
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It's not the biggest problem in the world but I feel ads for goofy phrases put on shirts are putting less and less effort into pretending that they'll be legible. This looks like a shirt you'd mod into Skyrim
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Wow, Twitter really does keep falling apart right before our eyes, this obviously should have had several thousand likes? Guess Musk can't even keep the counting machines running these days.
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Not saying that Google is getting dumber but I had to look up "particle accelerator" and it suggested the autofill of "particle accelerator near me"
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Every creative form should use classical music's method of assigning opus numbers to work. Every dumb essay I write should have an opus number. "Right Thurr" should also be known as Chingy's Op. 4.
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Announcing my departure from Twitter, my new social media platform will be the YouTube comments where 40 something guys reminisce about going to the record store to pick up the Living Daylights soundtrack
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"Meet the Spartans" being the third most-watched movie in the country today is either an outrageous lie or a national crisis
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I appreciate that Wikipedia's "List of slang names for cannabis" has an entire section dedicated to names some dweebs at the DEA made up and no one else could verify.
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Now I know you're not supposed to spend your tax refund before you get it, but with a sale like this...
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Unfortunately this also means that Arcade Fire's first album was never released, but on the plus side survivors were spared the additional pain of dudes with the worst facial hair you've ever seen insisting on talking about it while on corpse burning duty together.
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This of course foreshadows Joel softening his heart and performing a touching rap rock anthem for Ellie, but it also broadly contextualises the apocalypse as an event where countless people could at least take comfort from Durst's stirring rendition of "Behind Blue Eyes."
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One of the Last of Us' most impressive strengths is the way it casually tosses out crucial information, for example last night's episode clarified that infection day was September 26, 2003, a mere three days after the release of Limp Bizkit's "Results May Vary."
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Rooting for the Bengals because the guys on the sidelines in big black coats and striped helmets look like furry Sith
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Can we make this the new “It’s the weekend” meme, feels like it has potential
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Glad Day or The Dance of Albion, 1794 #symbolism #blake wikiart.org/en/william-bla
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I'll be on the radio this afternoon with a vaguely threatening message
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"Afternoons" with @angelakokott4AB 1:05 MP"s to pay their internet bills @taxpayerDOTcom 1:35 Trudeau and Poilievre need to stop insulting one another @JohnIbbitson 2:05 International Holocaust Remembrance Day 2023 @bnaibrithcanada 2:35 Canadians get what they deserve @mehil
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I have seen Twitter talk about Tár for four months and I'm still unclear on whether anyone likes it or not
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I understand that the government wants to make it clear that it's using do not reply emails, but I can't help but worry that it's sending an unintended message here
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