Meggles

My mom said I'm immature. I told her if this tweet goes viral, I will clean my room. Who's side are YOU on? Fav= I'm mature, RT= clean room

Here are the stats: Per population, we kill each other with guns at a rate 297x more than Japan, 49x more than France, 33x more than Israel.

I think my new thing is going to be not doing things.

RT if yo excel game been A-1 since day one

I think we can all agree that this is the most appropriate way to judge the success of a presidencyhttps://twitter.com/rachelfromohio/status/593128233731764224 …

As the newspaper lay alone in the driveway, it hatched a plan to save itself. Get an iphone and a twitter account, then they'd listen.

@MattBors I before E except after C, April, June, and November, all the rest have 31 or when sounding like A as in neighbor or weigh

RT @AjayFresh: Plaxico shot himself and went to jail.

:( RT @DanAmira: *remembers winter* ah shit

movies to men: u deserve a flawless woman as a prize for existing movies to women: marry that schlubby dude for being basically decent

Realized I've subconsciously been waiting for years for the moment they take away all the scaffolding and NYC is Complete

Waiter, I didn't order this wine I was just mocking the fancy guys behind me. Thought you understood that when you said "very good, sir."

THINGS: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Spins wheel] I'd like to solve the puzzle, Pat. [Looks at camera] I want a divorce, Karen. Keep the kids.

a fun thing to do is describe urself as a suspect to a police sketch artist & u'll get a drawing of wat u'd look like as an african american

maybe babys cry bc theyve realized their potential for greatness decreases w/ each passing secomd until they die an old soul w/ lost dreams

*comes bak from the dead* they didnt hav wifi

RAP LESSONS BIGGIE: the mor money u have, the mor problems u'll have NAS: evrybody has a dream JAY-Z: always make sure u hav clean shoulders