Meg Furey

@megfurey

Copywriter-for-hire. Essayist. Paint-by-number enthusiast. Daydream believer.

Austin, TX
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  3. Apr 6

    My coffee mugs put me in a new tax bracket spiritually.

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  5. Apr 2

    if you rebrand yourself as "The Live Musical Capitol of the World" I might respect you again.

    2 retweets 1 like
  6. Apr 2

    officialseanpenn's video

  7. Apr 1

    worst words posted on the world wide web

    11:51 AM - 1 Apr 2016 · Details
    1 retweet 21 likes
  8. Apr 1

    Day: the day people with poor taste feel empowered to let us know they lack better judgement.

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  9. Apr 1

    🎶Al Pacino Paul Sorvino Karen Allen Richard Cox Don Scardino Joe Spinell Jay Acovone (chorus) This is the cast of CRUISING🎶

    43 retweets 274 likes
  10. Mar 31

    True Enthusiasm. schwarzenegger's video

  11. Mar 31

    The most impossible : or .

  12. Mar 31

    I was homeschooled in 1995. I'm certain my mom just wanted someone to watch the OJ Simpson trial with her.

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  13. Mar 29

    An unlawful obsession with SVU: "I'll be at the gym until 1:30 unless there's an SVU marathon on." Pumping with perps.

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  14. Mar 29

    I wrote about being asked for help when I still feel pretty helpless too sometimes.

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  16. Mar 27

    Aging eggs and ticking clocks: "I don't know what it is about Easter that brings out the freak in me."

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  17. Mar 25

    "Is this ball gag in Pilates?" always asking the hard questions on

    8:39 PM - 25 Mar 2016 · Details
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  19. Mar 25

    On sexual preferences: No ladies from the 80s. French cut leotards made for long bottoms. I prefer a juicer rump, y'know?

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  20. Mar 24

    "Ted Cruz sex scandal." Welp, off to scream myself to death. Bye, everyone!

    1,081 retweets 3,347 likes

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