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@megelison

Author. Philip K. Dick Award Winner. Producer . Active member . she/they 🏳️‍🌈

Oakland, CA
Joined October 2008

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    12 Mar 2018

    My publisher sent me a plaque to commemorate 50k copies sold, so basically it's like I have a gold record. I can't believe this is real and I get to hang it on my wall. (Actual paperback novel included for scale.)

    A plaque and matching paperback copy of The Book of the Unnamed Midwife by Meg Elison
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  2. 7 hours ago

    Just received a business card that lists the owner's FetLife account.

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  3. Retweeted
    21 hours ago
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  4. Retweeted

    💩W💩E💩L💩C💩O💩M💩E 💩 T💩O 💩  H💩O💩G💩W💩A💩R💩T💩S💩

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  5. 16 hours ago

    [orders rainbow tiara from the internet]

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  6. 18 hours ago

    You can preorder the final book in the Road to Nowhere series about a queer apocalypse, and join me in sweet trilogy completion. Doesn't that sound fun?

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  7. Retweeted
    Jan 4

    Today's gender is isolation and the smell of whiskey.

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  8. Jan 3
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  9. Jan 3

    This is especially true if you are a trusted adult in the life of kids who aren't yours. They may not tell their parents something they'll tell you.

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  10. Retweeted
    Jan 3

    Debate is like sex: 1. You are never entitled to it, from anyone, ever. 2. Not everyone enjoys it and that's okay. 3. If you don't respect boundaries and consent around it, you're an asshole. 4. If you only focus on what you get out of it, no one will want to do it with you.

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  11. Jan 3

    I remember a day at Berkeley when not one but three English teachers recited different pieces of the Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock. All of them old, their trousers rolled. Not one of them dared to eat a peach.

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    Jan 2

    My organs: please......... water...,,....... we r dying Me: *pours coffee* come get y’all juice

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  13. Retweeted
    Jan 3

    Female politician: <exists, is serious> "Why is she so unlikeable?" Other female politician: <exists, is fun and outgoing> "How are we supposed to take her seriously?" You guys aren't slick.

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  14. Retweeted
    Jan 3

    I don't wanna be all prescriptivist and say that you should only be saying 'good girl' to either your submissive or to your dog, but don't say it to your fuckening colleagues unless you want to wind up facedown in the estuary

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  15. Jan 3

    Hello, I'm a bisexual woman in a movie. I have no interests beyond sex and I only fuck other women when I can use it to break a nice guy's heart. I always wear my leather jacket and make gestures about cunnilingus. Cue the AC/DC joke!

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    Jan 2
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    Jan 3
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  18. Retweeted
    Jan 1

    Wow brave op-ed from Mitt Romney

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  19. Retweeted
    Jan 3

    Big thanks to for using captions on her Instagram Stories. Instagram should make it easier for everyone to do that:

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  20. Retweeted
    Jan 3

    Lovely people, when requesting a bio, please be specific. "Send a bio" can mean everything from "50 words, be silly" to "500 words, be serious," and I die a little inside whenever something comes out and I realize I hit the wrong benchmark.

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  21. Jan 3

    -Anthology of Pacific Rim stories -Last days of Alderaan -Witch novel in the Slayer universe where Willow is a distant legend and cautionary tale -Starfleet Academy series

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