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  1. há 7 horas

    thank you for acknowledging I am a "creative"

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  2. há 7 horas

    Can I take my shoes off at work? I sit in a room with 3 other people.

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  3. há 11 horas

    I paid $36 for WiFi on my flight to watch the Game of Thrones battle. For that price, I wanted more deaths.

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  4. 28 de abr

    If you voted for Trump, you shouldn’t be allowed to sit courtside.

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  5. 27 de abr

    My mom made my dad return nuts he got that were not Blue Diamond.

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  6. 26 de abr
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  7. 26 de abr

    Seth has long hair and that is fun news to me!!

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  8. 25 de abr

    Good news: you can! Bad news: you start rambling about how embarrassed you are that you ordered that to your new seat neighbor. And that’s actually more embarrassing than just ordering that drink.

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  9. 25 de abr

    Can I order a Tito’s and Fresca on a flight? Need answers in under 20 minutes!

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  10. 25 de abr

    One year, I watched the NFL Draft at a bar. There was a man dressed in head to toe Eagles gear and when the Eagles were on the clock he picked up an Eagles helmet phone and pretended to make the pick. He’s my favorite comedian.

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  11. 25 de abr
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  12. 24 de abr

    Burning the candle at both ends is about the candle dying.

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  13. 24 de abr

    On Sat. and Sun. night I will be performing 5 minutes from an NRA Convention happening in Downtown Indy. I can think of nothing cuter than a female comedian, who is now doing 20 minutes on her upcoming wedding, selling out both shows right next to a gun rally.

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  14. 23 de abr

    Sometimes I see comedy flyers FOR THE CITY I LIVE IN and I've never heard of or seen any of the comedians on the show. What is this called?

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  15. 22 de abr

    I know the Pacers got swept but I got great news for Indy! I will be on Friday and I'm headlining the brand new on Saturday and Sunday night!

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  16. 22 de abr

    My phone just autocorrected Elizabeth Warren to “Eliza ehh wartime” and if that makes you guys like her more than Eliza Ehh Wartime 2020 it is!

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  17. 22 de abr

    I don’t know who said it but Reese’s Eggs are better than Reese’s Cups! Put them in ice cream!

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  18. 21 de abr

    I fucking love the Goodyear blimp!

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  19. 21 de abr

    Every shot of the Jazz fans is worse than the one before it.

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  20. 21 de abr

    My friend’s toddler is hiking twice a week.

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