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The Bachelor level of info we're getting on each round of interviews is not needed! Wake me up when they've hired someone.
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Colts’ interim HC Jeff Saturday is scheduled to have his second interview today for the full-time head coaching job in Indianapolis, per sources.
The Colts plan to conduct a second round interviews with seven HC candidates, per source.
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When there are snow days the kids have to zoom!? What is this world coming to!!?
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The Orlando Magic have retweeted this video and that's really exactly what I was hoping for!
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Have you ever been caught dancing to the Orlando Magic theme song?
@MeganMorantWWE has and she tells @megangailey the very funny story during a brand new Megan Fun of Sports!
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All I want is to be able to drink 5 nights a week, eat whatever I want, barely workout and lose 15 pounds. Is that too much to ask!?
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HUGE honor!
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Hey @megangailey idk what you want to do with this information, but you’re the first result on the giphy keyboard when you search for “white woman” 
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Why is everyone so mean to the Cowboys!? They lost in the divisional round to a team with a better record and a better seed. I know their fans are a lot but whose aren’t!?
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My husband says all of my celeb crushes are too achievable. Example: James Worthy
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“I know some guys if you want me to call them…” -Robbie Gould to the Cowboys special teams
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A gunman has murdered ten people and injured over a dozen others in Monterey Park, where tens of thousands of Asian American families had gathered to celebrate the Lunar New Year that day. He is still at large.
This should be getting way more coverage in media. A terrible act.
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Okay if you think of this in terms of doing the opposite of whatever I said to do, I’ve actually made people a lot of money!
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I offered @MeganGailey & @AAOHARRY a bonus if they keep their winless streak alive through the SB (currently 0-6)
Dig deep, guys. You got this!
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Tonight at 8pm! Get tickets now at westsidecomedy.com. 🍺 No drink minimum! 🍷
#santamonica #losangeles #standup
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Caffeine makes me more tired. Am I weird/wrong?
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I’m seeing 80 for Brady and that’s FINAL!
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Lamar Jackson, Derek Carr, Jimmy G - where are these QBs playing next season?
& discuss what the teams in need of a quarterback should do this offseason during Megan Fun of Sports
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I love sports and my husband but the Lakers play too often.
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Peyton gotta be loving this
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M3GAN passed the Bechdel Test. Just saying.
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i've been up since dawn updating the DON'T REACH slide show and i need you to come out and see my hard, sleepy work. here's the ticket link - go get you a couple: littlefieldnyc.com/event/?wfea_eb
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THIS WEEK AT LITTLEFIELD:
1.16 @butterboycomedy !
1.19 Groundhog Day Entirely From Memory
1.20 Hell On Earth - A Podcast Launch Party (SOLD OUT/WAITLIST)
1.22 @silkyjumbo 's Don't Reach In The Bag!
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Can the announcers say if a call is bad? Bc if not, that’s boring. I want Jim Nantz to get messy!
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That is a bogus call!
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I want to see him celebrate that 98 yard TD here:
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Love him being from Cincy!
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I wanna know Daboll’s bodega order.
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Got to write some Haha’s for the Critics Choice Awards. Don’t worry, you’ll know which ones are mine!
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A touchdown from Cole Beasley, cancel culture’s greatest victim!
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I love my shitty AFC South!
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I’m so happy for Geno
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Is it too late to have a conversation about these shirts?
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I love Fraser. A perfect chief stew!
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Dana White clapped his wife on camera in broad daylight and he still has his Nike deal
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F. Murray Abraham realizing the fans at the Golden Globes are cheering for him and then doing a little pose 🥹
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If you hit your wife in front of all of your friends, you probably hit your wife a lot.
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Told my therapist I got nominated for a WGA award 😇😇😇
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w/ a little NFL playoff preview at the end!
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New #Hysteria: This week, @morninggloria and @AlyssaMastro44 discuss the latest news, are joined by @RepJayapal to discuss how Democrats should prepare for 2024, and have @shitfromkiran and @megangailey join to discuss the royal family drama.
Out Now: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/hys
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It’s weird the entire Jen legal storyline has been shoved into half of one episode when we had to watch 3 episodes in that bad Arizona air bnb! #RHOSLC
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My mom would take ATA day trips with her friends all the time!
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Ate a Cobb salad while I watched M3GAN. Like a R3AL Megan!
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A guy criticized my stand-up and said I was "complaining about men." What was my set about? Childbirth. 🤣🤣🤣
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I think they fired him for not losing which is stupid but they’re stupid.
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