do you ever read a dazzling novel set in a past era and just sit back and think…
welp they’re all dead now
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PhilanthroPics.carbonmade.comJoined February 2015
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Adele is the music industry’s ultimate blue shell 🏎🏎🏎
we had millennial pink; Gen Z said give me lime
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the difference between and is that hank is the kind of guy who throws his head back when he laughs, and John is the kind of guy who thinks while he laughs - about laughing and about the position of his head and about the condition of humanity and humor today
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in 2021 facebook newsfeed is just a birthday calendar service reminding me to text my friends
when you take an ID photo and they say “smile” but you react a little late and there are no do-overs at the DMV 🥀 #thebachelorette
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yo can we get and on Clubhouse yet? I just want someone to make me laugh (on purpose, not at some VC bro’s Clubhouse bio)
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the next generation’s theme parties are gonna *suck.* the Hand Washin’ Twenties. The Germaphobe Gatsby, throwing massive Zoom parties, flashing a green light to keep folks 6ft away. Flapper dresses made to show off extra toilet paper. Speakeasies of bootleg sanitizer. #2020memes
hot take: everything good in this world is made of animal fat and salt. (cheese. sunbathing in the ocean. bbq. crying from laughter.)
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watching both #SexEducation and
#TheLastDance during quarantine has highlighted the fact that Ola is basically baby Scottie Pippen. what is this resemblance i am SHOOK
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v important bulletin: Paul McCartney and Marilyn Monroe low key kinda had the same face mind blown that’s all goodbye instagram.com/p/B2sh7CFH6yU/
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that awkward moment when website is deemed not secure enough to connect to over Amtrak’s own wifi on its own trains
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It is very obvious that Clinton has spent her whole career dealing with men interrupting her and talking over her. #debatenight
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IMPORTANT QUESTION: IF I DROP A SLICE OF 🍞 IN UNISON WITH SOMEONE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE 🌎... DID WE JUST MAKE EVERYTHING A SANDWICH
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if politically indignant tweets solved problems in ANY WAY AT ALL, we would be living in magical unicorn paradise bathed in eternal sunlight
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Don't get why companies care about my high school proficiency in French but not my perfect fluency in the universal language of emoji 💁🏻
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when your only options are white bread or lightly toasted #TheBachelorette abc.go.com/shows/the-bach
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a moment of beauty to end the weekend on - a quietly amazing tribute to art and resilience goo.gl/mUktRt
when an intervention gets a little TOO millennial
when you realize that you've won at online bargain hunting and can retire at the top of the game 🙌 #16300percentoff
Ordered Tupperware from Target and this is what it came in... apparently I don't even know how Tupperware works
#myroommateisweird freshman roomie A waited behind our door to scare roomie B. B was so startled that she SCREAMED and punched A in the face
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Okay Europe, level with me - what seriously made you think this was a good idea
has anyone anywhere ever eaten a macaron and not posted a photo of it? because that person is the kind of human i want to friend
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TODAY I WOKE UP FEELING WELL-RESTED I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO HELP, THE ONE THING I KNOW IS HOW TO BE SLEEP DEPRIVED #unchartedterritory
...no.
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this literally exists. you can wipe your butt with polaroids and flush them away. too far, , TOO FAR bit.ly/17paAIs
you know the snowpocalypse is coming when you click "Check-In" and all the airline wants is for you to switch flights
Kids With Dreams provides buddy program and sports and arts activities for disabled community members:
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