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Megan Amram

@meganamram

it's this weird, sexual, anti-comedy comedy that's 'in' right now. - my mom

Joined April 2009
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    Megan Amram ‏@meganamram Jun 22

    When I die I want to be cremated and blown in the faces of my enemies

    • Retweets 959
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    1:54 PM - 22 Jun 2016
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      1. Nell Scovell ‏@NellSco Jun 22

        @meganamram George Meyer specifically asked his wife to throw his "ashes in the faces of an ad exec."

        0 retweets 8 likes
      2. Megan Amram ‏@meganamram Jun 22

        @NellSco hahahahaha

        0 retweets 3 likes
    1. elan gale ‏@theyearofelan Jun 22

      @meganamram I just hope this is legally binding

      0 retweets 7 likes
      1. David Ferguson ‏@TRexstasy Jun 22

        @meganamram I just want my ashes scattered on Jason Momoa.

        0 retweets 4 likes
      2. John Bridges ‏@buddhafinger Jun 22

        @TRexstasy @meganamram I better tell my wife to get in line after you then...

        0 retweets 3 likes
      3. David Ferguson ‏@TRexstasy Jun 22

        @buddhafinger I didn't ask for these feelings. They just happened. I like nerds, normally.

        0 retweets 2 likes
      4. John Bridges ‏@buddhafinger Jun 22

        @TRexstasy He's a handsome stack of muscles. I can see how you might stray...

        0 retweets 3 likes
    2. Brandon ‏@follickacid Jun 22

      @meganamram it's cool to see other ppl think about this. I want to be resealed in a taco seasoning packet.

      0 retweets 6 likes
      1. That'll teach you. ‏@shitoptimist Jun 22

        @meganamram I'd like to be deposited into all the air conditioning ducts of all my worst jobs.

        0 retweets 7 likes
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    3. Angela Petrella ‏@AngePetrella Jun 22

      @meganamram Can i has sum of it tho for my recipes

      0 retweets 2 likes
    4. Ally ‏@FailingOften Jun 22

      @meganamram you've just described a dream I didn't even know I had

      0 retweets 4 likes
    5. Chris Kerridge ‏@ChrisKerridge1 Jun 22

      @meganamram minus the cremation, that's my ambition

      0 retweets 3 likes
      1. DrLooBallsEsq ‏@DrLooBallsEsq Jun 22

        @meganamram That's funny. When I die I want to be blown by the faces of my enemies.

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      2. teenage fartthrob ‏@PeeOnMeRKelly Jun 22

        @DrLooBallsEsq @meganamram like a dead dandelion. I think we should all go out like this.

        0 retweets 1 like
    6. Gus Establishment™ ‏@Gus_802 Jun 22

      @meganamram When I die I want to be cremated and have my ashes mixed in with my enemies lattes.

      0 retweets 1 like
    7. () ‏@BullTranscended Jun 22

      @meganamram Wouldn't it be easier to blow you before you were cremated?

      0 retweets 1 like
    8. Eric Henderson ‏@EricToffee Jun 23

      @meganamram @drearymondays when I die I want my remains scattered in Disney world, but I don't want to be cremated!!!

      0 retweets 1 like
    9. Denise ‏@spicysalhandrol Jun 22

      @meganamram I'd like to be cremated and baked into a cake so everyone can take a little piece of me home with them 🍰

      0 retweets 1 like

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