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    Medical Axioms  🇺🇸‏ @medicalaxioms 5 Apr 2019

    All Medicine admissions fall into 2 categories: 1. Easy. Which is great because they are so easy. 2. Interesting. Which is great because Medicine doctors are nerds.

    7:57 PM - 5 Apr 2019
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      1. benjamin wu‏ @benjaminwumd 5 Apr 2019
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      2. Christopher Johnson‏ @ChrisJohnsonMD 5 Apr 2019
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        3. Admissions which, in the pre-EMR era, have a chart that fills a shopping cart when you sent the hapless medical student down to medical records to get it.

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      3. Medical Axioms  🇺🇸‏ @medicalaxioms 5 Apr 2019
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        I think you mean soul-crushing stone statue for the rock garden. Never seen one.

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      2. Medical Axioms  🇺🇸‏ @medicalaxioms 5 Apr 2019
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        I try to spread my good message to the fair people of your township.

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      1. Ms Laurie‏ @laurie_ms 5 Apr 2019
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        I always say to anyone worried/embarrassed about a medical condition “you won’t be the weirdest they’ve seen... but if you somehow are, they won’t be grossed out, they’ll be FASCINATED”

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      1. Pulm/CC Probs‏ @PulmCCMDProbs 5 Apr 2019
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        I think there might be 2 more: 3. Deceptively Easy. Not great for reasons with which we are all too familiar. 4. Deceptively Interesting. Not great because they distract you from patients in #3.

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      2. Michelle Rheault‏ @rheault_m 5 Apr 2019
        Replying to @medicalaxioms

        Same with peds: Asthma Asthma Asthma RSV RSV Rotavirus Rotavirus OH MY GOD, WHAT IS THIS?

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      3. Dr. Jennifer Chen, MD FAAP‏Verified account @DrJenChen4kids 5 Apr 2019
        Replying to @rheault_m @medicalaxioms

        Not much rotavirus around nowadays thanks to vaccines, but in my #PedsHM experience, sometimes it’s nice having a straightforward bronchiolitic baby to get a mental break from all the zebras! 🦓

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      2. Innes R Hynd  🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 💙‏ @innesrhynd 6 Apr 2019
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        When I was two years qualified or so (in the uk that meant 25/26 years old) I realised the more senior you get, the Medicine gets easier, and it’s the admin and people management that causes difficulty. What it took longer to realise was that the medicine also gets /1

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      3. Innes R Hynd  🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 💙‏ @innesrhynd 6 Apr 2019
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        Much more rewarding. A session of direct clinical care amongst all the non-clinical chaos, when I remind myself that for the most part I know what I’m doing, can re-invigorate like nothing else.

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