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Me learned me no good at meal prep. Me eat all meals me prep right away... It problem.
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Me love cookies. Me Cookie Monster.https://twitter.com/twitter/status/1040681142087819265 …
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Me one happy monster! Me got cookie from me friend
@oliviamunn!

#Sesame50pic.twitter.com/fH9WRfjMdN
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Me camera roll game strong. (And delicious!)pic.twitter.com/1X0Diy4ZFf
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Bad day? Eat cookie. Good day? Eat cookie. Either way, me eat cookie!
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It about dat time… time to do da om nom nom nom dance with me friend
@pattonoswalt!pic.twitter.com/fPF5FF7Z6TThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
C is for Cookie. Dat good enough for me. Well, actually, lots of cookies good enough for me.
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What cookie make you rich? A fortune cookie!
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It da coooooooookie of da day!pic.twitter.com/FezWaNUYwy
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Me see
@chrissyteigen’s headband of the day and me raise me friends to cookie of the day! Me may have started eating it already...pic.twitter.com/krptszoTBM
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Sometimes Moon look like giant cookie. Must look into joining space program.
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Me met a baby joey at da
@AustraliaZoo with@RobertIrwin! Me still confused why he no eat cookies though...pic.twitter.com/32mHUxFPxeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
Me still celebrating...
#ChocolateChipCookieDaypic.twitter.com/FfyjonivtV
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IT DA BEST DAY OF DA WHOLE YEAR! IT
#CHOCOLATECHIPCOOKIEDAY! COWABUNGA!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
Had some carrots today. Now back to me regularly scheduled coooooookies!
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People ask me what me favorite kind of cookie, but me no can choose! Me equal opportunity eater.
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Me think dat sounds about right...https://twitter.com/maddymbanks/status/1021760347114364929 …
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Monday: Healthy Foods Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday:


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Cookie, do me love you? Are you crumbly?
Say you’ll never ever leave from me kitchen
Cause me want cookie, and me need cookie
And me hungry always
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Who got cookie for me?
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