Me and the last McDonald's employee when I come in 2 minutes before closing and ask for a milkshake.
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Can't believe I caught a bug caused by dynamically assigned IP addresses solely because "haha device address has the funny number in it" and then later this evening "...where did the funny number go?"
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BREAKING: JavaScript has been banned from Twitter for impersonating a real programming language.
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Yeah, polygons are cool, but imagine what we could do with enemy forces numbering in the thousands, farms with thousands of individual plants... More games need to play with the economies of scale.
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After watching some Factorio vids, I've concluded we need more games that take advantage of being sprite based. It's amazing to watch alien forces flow over terrain like a liquid, crashing up against the walls of a factory that takes up acres of space.
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Holy shit I just got 8 hours of sleep without waking up once. That hasn't happened to me since... I can't actually remember.
Weirdest part was I conked out on the couch.
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"...pine. little lights say.... pine... Am I pine? ..no... used to live near a pine tree... once... ...they smell nice. I like pine."
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You don't so much fall asleep on the bus as go into a weird torpor where your mind shuts down everything but perceiving the street names as they flash up, hoping one of them sounds familiar enough to rouse you out of your stupor.
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it does beg the question why I don't just quit and do all those things now. the answer is I'm weak.
just like ALL OF YOU
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Okay, this is the first day I truly felt dead after work. Ugh. Don't even want to walk to the bus stop.
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I love how Twitter is currently just that old man smiling at the destruction of OG FFXIV
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They brought back RTD. They're bringing back Tennant (somehow). But what truly got me excited for more Who was hearing is directing an episode. (Hopefully more. Hopefully.)
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Can't Believe I already got got by a fake announcement tweet. :|
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❌ we should have daylight when we go to work in the morning
❌ we should have daylight when we come home from work at night
☑️ we shouldn’t have to work so many hours that we have to ration The Sun
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Ugh, windows 11 taskbar ONLY has the mac-ified window groupings and cannot be resized?
Me hates it. Me hates it so much.
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Sometimes the math problems on my wakeup alarm make me do a double take.
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Man, so many songs on youtube just have static images... Whatever happened to visualizers? I miss 'em.
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EVEN BOWSER IS GETTING IN ON IT:
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I have NO IDEA why anyone would think to pick on Wario this week. No idea at all.
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this post is the tumblr version of firing off a few shots to keep the rent down
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Yeah imma just have to go down with the ship this ain’t it.
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victoria 3 apparently radicalizing gamer redditors
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Proud of this pun, actually.
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The article talks about how each day's pot is started with the previous day's leftovers, using the taste of the old stew to calibrate the taste of the new.
A Sip of Theseus, if you will.
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Oh shit, right, my birthday is in a week. Been so busy I almost forgot.
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return of the king groupwatch call going completely silent for the pippin song scene apart from spammed chicken leg and tomato emojis
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Time for the Uber of shame.
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Took the wrong bus home, didn't realize until I was like "wait a second, why am I in 's neck of the woods?"
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This is how I feel every time I watch someone play Sonic Heroes
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The early 2000s were cringe as hell in so many ways, and I also love them dearly.
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And this is why Moffat's so divisive among fans.
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Every Doctor Who writer ever: "You see, the secret is that Doctor Who isn't about time travel, it's about characters, and adventure, and the TARDIS is just a way to find those things quickly."
Steven Moffat: "But what if it WAS about time travel, tho? What then?"
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Step one of starting any new job: befriend IT. With beer if necessary.
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