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@mechtroid

Puzzle addict, code monkey, jack of all trades, master of pun. SteamID: mechtroid | ReservedListDelendaEst | PM fucking died for this | Icon by

Bellevue, WA
Joined April 2009
Born November 14

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    23 Sep 2018

    Me and the last McDonald's employee when I come in 2 minutes before closing and ask for a milkshake.

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  2. 4 hours ago

    Also I can't disagree, it's like as soon as I see it I find it irresistible.

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  3. 4 hours ago

    Glad to see with almost a year of patches, Cyberpunk 2077 is still fundamentally broken:

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  4. Aug 28
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  5. Aug 28

    If mechanics would stop halfway fixing shit, lying about fixing shit, stealing shit out our cars, flirting, talking to us like we don’t know shit, and charging us 2-3x as much as they charge men, women wouldn’t wait until the car is about to explode to pull up

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  6. Aug 28

    The opening of the TERMINATOR 2 game for SNES feels like an Austin Powers gag

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  7. 17 hours ago

    I shortened Pyramid of Light down to about 10 minutes(Don't tell you know who and hopefully it'll be fine unlisted)

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  8. 18 hours ago

    Can't make omelettes like my mom yet, but I'm learning.

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  9. Aug 28

    Prime 2D has been shut down by nintendo. Once again, I IMPLORE y'all to watch this:

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  10. Aug 28

    the literal actual OSHA is on tumblr yelling at people about workplace safety now

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  11. Aug 27

    people stop complaining about media you haven't actually consumed challenge

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  12. Aug 27

    You know you're upper middle class when you start using these instead:

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  13. Aug 27

    Gonna write a story about being stuck in pandemic lockdown with an entire heavy metal band. I'll call it "GWARantine".

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  14. Aug 25

    Shit, these next two sets look really interes---What's that? Modern legal LotR set? SECRET LAIR FORTNITE? *Sigh*...

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  15. Aug 25

    Wait, the next magic set is CYBERPUNK KAMIGAWA? Well then.

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  16. Aug 25

    This feels like the right drink for 2021. And yep, it's real.

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  17. Aug 23

    I've heard of this kind of mistaken identity happening with cats, birds, and cows, but never a dog. Just saying.

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  18. Aug 23

    ....also Fourier transforms are too useful to be anything but deep magic, nailed down and harnessed by engineers. One day we will pay for our hubris.

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  19. Aug 23

    I think there's a group of billionaires that meet every once in a while and *think* they control the world, when the world is actually too complex to be manipulated in a Hollywood "just a few gentle nudges" style.

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  20. Aug 22
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  21. Aug 22

    Pro tip : If you're a Rogue main you can legally benefit from WWF's protection as an endangered species

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