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@mechtroid

Puzzle addict, code monkey, jack of all trades, master of pun. SteamID: mechtroid | ReservedListDelendaEst | PM fucking died for this | Icon by

Bellevue, WA
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Joined April 2009
Born November 14
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    23 Sep 2018

    Me and the last McDonald's employee when I come in 2 minutes before closing and ask for a milkshake.

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  2. 4 hours ago

    Also I can't disagree, it's like as soon as I see it I find it irresistible.

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  3. 4 hours ago

    Glad to see with almost a year of patches, Cyberpunk 2077 is still fundamentally broken:

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  4. Retweeted
    Aug 28

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  5. Retweeted
    Aug 28

    If mechanics would stop halfway fixing shit, lying about fixing shit, stealing shit out our cars, flirting, talking to us like we don’t know shit, and charging us 2-3x as much as they charge men, women wouldn’t wait until the car is about to explode to pull up

    I hate working on cars owned by women. Idk how half y’all haven’t killed yourselves on the road yet.
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  6. Retweeted
    Aug 28

    The opening of the TERMINATOR 2 game for SNES feels like an Austin Powers gag

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  7. Retweeted
    17 hours ago

    I shortened Pyramid of Light down to about 10 minutes(Don't tell you know who and hopefully it'll be fine unlisted)

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  8. 18 hours ago

    Can't make omelettes like my mom yet, but I'm learning.

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  9. Aug 28

    Prime 2D has been shut down by nintendo. Once again, I IMPLORE y'all to watch this:

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  10. Retweeted
    Aug 28

    the literal actual OSHA is on tumblr yelling at people about workplace safety now

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  11. Retweeted
    Aug 27

    people stop complaining about media you haven't actually consumed challenge

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  12. Aug 27

    You know you're upper middle class when you start using these instead:

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  13. Aug 27

    Gonna write a story about being stuck in pandemic lockdown with an entire heavy metal band. I'll call it "GWARantine".

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  14. Aug 25

    Shit, these next two sets look really interes---What's that? Modern legal LotR set? SECRET LAIR FORTNITE? *Sigh*...

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  15. Aug 25

    Wait, the next magic set is CYBERPUNK KAMIGAWA? Well then.

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  16. Retweeted
    Aug 25

    This feels like the right drink for 2021. And yep, it's real.

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  17. Aug 23

    I've heard of this kind of mistaken identity happening with cats, birds, and cows, but never a dog. Just saying.

    Replying to @AITA_reddit
    Reminds me of this
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  18. Aug 23

    ....also Fourier transforms are too useful to be anything but deep magic, nailed down and harnessed by engineers. One day we will pay for our hubris.

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  19. Aug 23

    I think there's a group of billionaires that meet every once in a while and *think* they control the world, when the world is actually too complex to be manipulated in a Hollywood "just a few gentle nudges" style.

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    Aug 22

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  21. Retweeted
    Aug 22

    Pro tip : If you're a Rogue main you can legally benefit from WWF's protection as an endangered species

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