Amelia Dahmer

@mebeamelia

I can't deny my audience a good laugh. And my audience is usually just myself -Amelia Dahmer

Geregistreerd in januari 2012
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    22 jun.

    I want to go out and get wild on Friday nights but I also want to be in bed by 10:00 so I can fall asleep to The Office on Netflix.

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  2. 21 jun.

    Thanks for the retweets. But THIS is how you do it!

    I just found your next player.
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  3. 21 jun.

    Help a girl get discovered?

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  4. 21 jun.

    My mom sends me a lot of articles about cannibalism, but we never openly talk about it?

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  5. 20 jun.

    I met a baby named Abbott and the mother excitedly asked me to guess his brother’s name. It got awkward when I boldly (and incorrectly) guessed Costello...

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  6. 18 jun.

    What should we name our new dog?

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  7. 17 jun.

    I can accept that I lost all the photos and contacts on my phone, but I’m still not over the fact that I lost my list of baby names.

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  8. 13 jun.

    Proudly checking my Delta app more often that Twitter.

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  9. 6 jun.

    I had a dream belly buttons had lips and it was a thing to put lipstick on them when you wore crop tops. Let that image sink in. I’ll wait.

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  10. 24 mei

    Oh, your high school singing group performed This Is Me along to some amateur rip off of the We’re All In This Together choreography? Cute.

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  11. heeft geretweet
    23 mei

    This love was worth the wait. 💜

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  12. heeft geretweet
    22 mei

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    Deze collectie tonen
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  13. 22 mei

    Jane the Virgin is high key the best show

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    22 mei

    Tonight’s our first night at home as a family of four. I was getting Samuel ready for his bath as he ran into Isaiah’s room naked and peed on the floor. Not gonna lie, not even slightly upset. Impressed with the power move. Didn’t know the kid had it in him.

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  15. 21 mei

    Woke up in the middle of the night when my laptop started blasting HSM2 all on its own and I ain’t even mad about it.

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  16. 21 mei

    A. What does snapchat think I’m up to? B. Concerned that nobody reached out to see if I was drowned at the bottom of a lake.

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  17. heeft geretweet
    18 mei

    Meet my boy Isaiah Hendrix. Thank you Lord. And thank you to everyone who has wished mama and baby well.

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  18. 12 mei

    Did everybody else already know that Childish Gambino and Donald Glover are the same person!?

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    12 mei

    NINE NINE!!!

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    10 mei

    I love all the colleges that have private clubhouses in New York like how Harvard has the Harvard Club and Yale has the Yale Club and UMich has Mean Girls the Musical

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