Drew Smith

@meanmustard

Tech PR guy, frontman in SF band The Whitehalls, and football, basketball and baseball junkie

San Francisco
Joined June 2007
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  1. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    Prime Minister Theresa May speaks while her electoral rival Lord Buckethead looks on. Truly, democracy is a beautiful thing.

    92 replies 3,794 retweets 6,468 likes
  2. Retweeted
    May 24

    Ben Carson says poverty is a state of mind, so next month try paying your rent with The Force

    11 replies 73 retweets 241 likes
  3. Retweeted
    3 Sep 2015

    I'm committing truly immense fraud to fund a 56 million dollar shot-for-shot remake of Lord of the Rings where everyone has a Boston accent

    56 replies 1,858 retweets 4,392 likes
  4. Retweeted
    Apr 23

    This went well

    71 replies 3,522 retweets 10,478 likes
  5. Retweeted
    Apr 21

    This Wonder Woman pillow has seen some shit

    5 replies 15 retweets 135 likes
  6. Retweeted
    Apr 21

    i had a t shirt made specifically for a date. it was our last date.

    In the spirit of Juicero: What is the dumbest, most useless thing you've spent money on?
    10 replies 15 retweets 119 likes
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    Apr 15

    North Korea out here pushing these missiles into the parking lot at Auto Zone looking for a jump.

    1 retweet 1 like
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    Mar 23

    rarely does the headline get weirder *after* the nudity, drugs, and murder

    68 replies 3,564 retweets 6,583 likes
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    Mar 16

    cannot believe they murdered the king with morphine for content

    29 replies 271 retweets 857 likes
  10. Retweeted
    26 Jun 2016

    [me bird spotting] Fucken hell there's another one

    32 replies 3,498 retweets 7,289 likes
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    Mar 5

    WEB DESIGNER: (wakes up in lava) Wh…why am I in hell? SATAN: You know WD: Was it the autopl— SATAN: It was the fucking autoplay videos, dude

    74 replies 7,372 retweets 13,095 likes
  12. Retweeted
    Feb 21

    I think I just witnessed a murder

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    180 replies 10,564 retweets 17,873 likes
  13. Retweeted
    Feb 15

    Yes, I know the best way to support the restaurants that are closed tomorrow is to show up on other days, but I keep thinking of this.

    3 replies 5 retweets 12 likes
  14. Retweeted
    Feb 4

    Dunno, but we came to it in 1803.

    What is our country coming to when a judge can halt a Homeland Security travel ban and anyone, even with bad intentions, can come into U.S.?
    20 replies 255 retweets 795 likes
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    Feb 1

    THERAPIST: Anyways— ME: "Anyways" isn't a word. You mean "anyway" THERAPIST: ANYWAY, we were talking about your difficulty making friends

    12 replies 993 retweets 2,657 likes
  16. Retweeted
    19 Nov 2014

    Ashton Kutcher 100% thinks the plural of journalist is "journalist"

    154 replies 3,021 retweets 6,791 likes
  17. Retweeted
    Jan 22
    Replying to

    Pats advancing to the Super Bowl with a former lacrosse player while Jim Nantz announces during Trump inauguration weekend is peak whiteness

    3 replies 10 retweets 44 likes
  18. Retweeted
    1 Oct 2016

    If you actually use the word "bespoke" in a conversation, we won't bespeaking again

    6 replies 41 retweets 268 likes
  19. Retweeted
    Jan 21

    here it is folks, the actual most asinine thing ever said online

    10 replies 26 retweets 107 likes
  20. Retweeted
    Jan 16

    LeBron had a crazy flop but I won't accept crybaby gestures from some Warriors fan who designed an app to report homeless tents

    2 replies 22 retweets 92 likes

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