Michael Williams

@meandmyeasel

Chubby comedian. Host of Pop Quiz Hot Shot and co-host of It's A Duck Blur.

Melbourne
Joined August 2009

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    In the olden days, the lightbulb was called the horseless candle.

  2. "The only thing worse than people talking about you is Pez" Oscar Wilde

  3. That fun time when your daughter went pee pee on the toilet only to find your son playing in said pee pee! I only turned away for a minute!

  4. Tonight at the funhouse the hilarious from plus Michael Williams & more Grandview Hotel Fairfield 8pm

  5. Guess where I am?

  6. OK, it's been decided. I will tweet every time I go to the toilet AND only from the toilet from now on.

  7. Whenever I have to wear a tie, I remind myself that Donkey Kong does it every day so it can't be that bad.

  8. Opening night Thursday! Support live comedy, it'd support you.

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  9. I wanted to see how old a jewelry store so I cut it open and counted the rings... It was 480.

  10. These are good men who have valid opinions on Scooby Doo. Jackson knows more about the Doo than Hannah & Barbera

  11. Forget a gift ? Take her to Crab Lab Wednesday! It's free (she doesn't need to know) $7 pints!

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  12. Tech issues abound but wee will have a brand new episode this Tuesday!!

  13. FOLLOWERS HELP ME: Can step-counters be altered to count other things? Like jelly beans? Trying win a prize at a county fair.

  14. Uber but for those little Shriner cars

  15. Napster but for whistling

  16. Tinder but for fightin'

  17. me in 2012: 'my lifes a mess i wish i was dead' *four years later, 2012 comes up as a facebook memory* 'that was the best year of my life'

  18. Michael Williams followed , , and 3 others
  19. why did the cow poo on the man? a man has a toilet but a cow dose'nt. so a man is a cows toilet

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