the government man

@me_irl

I eat tornadoes for breakfast. i've been using this username for 10+ years and i will not give it to you

Vrijeme pridruživanja: rujan 2008.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    13. srp 2012.

    LL Cool A through LL Cool I, floating in formaldehyde in glass cylinders in a secret government lab, their milky eyes forever staring.

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    Forming a data ops company with my three friends from GWU. None of us have computer science degrees and all the code will be written by a guy in India working for $12 an hour through Upwork. The code won’t work but it doesn’t matter because it’s just Democrat donor money anyway

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    it's a money laundering operation for party grifters. this is obvious

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    Odgovor korisniku/ci

    we’re Disruptive and Forward Looking and what that means is that we expect Our Sister-In-Law’s Cousin to send us a Pitch Deck and we would sooner Die than open up a Phone Book

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    Odgovor korisniku/ci

    I'm lol'ing at the tweets making the rounds exclaiming their surprise that shadow's made up of a bunch of cheap junior developers -- like yeah no shit have you ever worked in this industry

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  6. this is a rhetorical question because no they cannot because this is an entire micro economy of grifters grifting each other

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  7. can political parties/committees/NGOs and etc stop hiring their buddy's 2 day old startup thats called like "Coding for Politic's" and just pop down to the contract software house on the corner that is perfectly well equipped to make their slightly specialized spreadsheet app

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    prije 14 sati

    California’s gang database had a few dozen one-year-olds in it as of 2016. Apparently they “admitted” their gang affiliations.

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    prije 1 sat

    aside from the app and phone bank failures, the new show-your-work requirements for Iowa seem to have revealed that not every precinct follows the rules and many struggle with the math of calculating delegate equivalents, there has probably never been a clean caucus

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    prije 1 sat

    this primary is definitely getting insanely fucked up because of something like "computer systems say there's no 29th of February. We're gonna have to count these all by hand but the guy from Skunk county burned them in a big pit already"

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    prije 11 sati

    The IDP's new count is still missing 65 precints from Polk County, whose party chair said he's supplied all results to the state party more than 8 hours ago.

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    prije 11 sati

    ME: please show me the votes that were made in the state of iowa DEMOCRATS: thats too hard. heres some votes i think are good. Do you like this

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    prije 18 sati

    Check out MSNBC try to make sense of how Bernie wins both the first and second rounds of voting yet is somehow supposedly trailing in delegates 🤔

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  15. prije 12 sati

    it has been some 6 years since that first little job and these days i am up to my ears in work on computers that happen to be running backgammon games, holding backgammon-related statistical data, etc. I have no particular relationship with the game of backgammon

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  16. prije 12 sati

    for some reason, i am the official IT guy of pro backgammon. years ago i stumbled into doing some very minor consulting for a backgammon league server operator, and from there i got word-of-mouthed to multiple natl backgammon orgs etc.

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    4. velj

    I never noticed how few likes Mayor Pete gets on his posts. He pretended to win the Iowa caucus last night and only got 15k, which might sound like a lot but some random teenager is gonna post “mustard low key the best condiment in the game rn” and break 500,000

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    4. velj

    every verified asshole who blames 'russian bots' for anything and everything that trends on this website has no fundamental understanding of how the internet works and are themselves delusional conspiracy theorists or just idiots pushing propaganda

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  19. prije 17 sati

    basically the whole thing is a bunch of management class people forwarding around one long email chain and adding "Can you look into this today please. Ty" at the top

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  20. prije 17 sati

    none of this is doing anything to alter my mental image of the democratic party leadership as a bunch of comfy go-along-to-get-alongs who all assume someone else is completing any actual work that needs to be done

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