Michael Dwyer

@mdwyerfoo

I promise to not talk about the weather.

Colorado, USA
Vrijeme pridruživanja: listopad 2008.

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  1. 18. sij

    My Popeye thought for the minute: "Spinach comes in CANS?!"

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  2. 18. sij

    Compare this with the , which nags you CONSTANTLY with email and letters, and uses multiple dark patterns in their renewal notices.

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  3. 18. sij

    I've failed to appreciate how kind is to it's donors until now. "Thank you. Here's schwag. Here's a newsletter. That's it."

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  4. 16. sij

    Time is hard. Do not trust developers who think it is easy. My "Wall of I-Told-You-So" is crowded enough already.

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  5. 9. sij

    I don't think you all appreciate that I'm still using an older client that doesn't support more than 140 characters. This is not easy what I

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  6. 31. pro 2019.

    Here's a dumb question: what would happen if you dialed 0 on your phone? Who -- or what -- answers today?

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  7. 30. pro 2019.

    I joke that I'm angry about not getting flying cars in 2000. But I'm more saddened that I'm still not living in one of Syd Mead's worlds.

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  8. 22. pro 2019.

    "You don't need pockets. Pockets are just a social construct!"

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  9. 20. pro 2019.

    Chuck Peddle had an inhuman-sized impact on my entire life, and probably yours, too. His heart was in every dusty deck of your childhood.

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  10. 16. pro 2019.

    I am forty-*hand-wavy* years old, and I just noticed that discrete and discreet are different words.

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  11. 9. pro 2019.

    "Success in this business is predicated on being a tolerable asshole."

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  12. 9. pro 2019.

    Is there a song with "jingle" in the title that isn't a Christmas song? Or...you know...an advertising jingle?

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  13. 7. pro 2019.

    Tired of getting burned by social media? RSS is still a thing! Regain control of your feeds!

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    1. pro 2019.

    Scrolling on Twitter.

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  15. 29. stu 2019.

    Okay, Hackers re-watch completed. Ooof. Soooo....Swordfish next? Or palate cleansing with some Sneakers?

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  16. 26. stu 2019.

    Overheard in IKEA: "How the hell do you get out of here if you're not buying anything??" You don't, dude. Better go stake out a bedroom set now; those fill up fast once they lock the front doors...

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  17. 31. lis 2019.

    Don't go to old man Dwyer's house for Halloween; he gives out shitty candy.

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  18. 30. lis 2019.

    Today on "Cute But Deadly": Squishy, puffy, rolly-polly fully charged LiIon batteries.

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  19. 27. lis 2019.

    Alt-model bartender has knuckle tats that read "ESSO". Like the oil company? No, the other hand says "ESPR". Yeah, this must be Seattle.

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  20. 23. lis 2019.

    Fidelity forced me to put a four-digit PIN on my account. It's required to start with three numbers between probably 195-210. WTF?

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