Step 3: Compose an easily understandable but false comparison, for maximum outrage. "If GM can build a car, why doesn't the flu vaccine cure the common cold???"
Step 4: Be sure to include a comprehensive study from a noted publication, like Mother Jones, the Working Families Party Monthly, or the Weekly World News.
Note: Ensure the study includes the word, "TRILLIONS" a bunch of times.
Note: At this point, right-wing, reactionary nazis who hate puppies will start to attack you with silly things like "facts", and "math." Be not afraid, move on to step 5.
Step 5: Feel free to crib this quote,
"Oh, I see the fascist, Republican racists are terrified of a totally gorgeous woman like me who knows everything and is always right and is like totally in charge of all three chambers of government now!"
