Mark Doering  

@mdoering

Dir. Information Security @ Everi Specializing in security for banking, gaming, and defense industries. Opinions my own and do not represent any employer 🏳️‍🌈

Las Vegas, NV
Vrijeme pridruživanja: ožujak 2008.

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    29. sij

    I took my 8-year-old to the office on Take Your Child to Work Day. As we were walking around, she starting crying & getting very cranky, so I asked her what was wrong. As my coworkers gathered round, she sobbed, 'Daddy, where are all the clowns that you said you worked with?' 🤣

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  2. 27. sij
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  3. 26. sij

    Kids are assholes...

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    24. sij

    Guitar Hero!?! 😂 are you just adding logos to a sign and claiming they test on animals with no evidence!?!

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  5. 22. sij

    ❤️ This is something that popped up in my neighborhood on Nextdoor... Do your thing Twitter.

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  6. 21. sij
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  7. 21. sij

    I generally try to steer clear of political posts, but this guy is speaking the truth.

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  8. 21. sij

    And this is one of the many reasons I've dumped products in favor of those that provide more control, security, and privacy.

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  9. 21. sij

    When you just spent the last week writing a 45 page Digital Forensics and Incident Response manual, and now you even start seeing acronyms in your weekend projects. 🤦‍♂️

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  10. 21. sij

    Continuing with the shotty workmanship I've come across, here's a delightful example of an MX960 that replaced an MX480. Instead of properly rerouting cables, they decided a foam block to prop the door open was enough cable management for the day... 6 years before this picture 🤦‍♂️

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  11. 20. sij
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  13. 19. sij

    It's amazing what using the right connectors will do for reliability... They spent months troubleshooting with the telco and the wiring contractor. I was in and out in 10 minutes. I almost felt guilty for the free trip... Almost...

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  14. 19. sij

    That one time a company flew me halfway across the country because they were having intermittent telco issues that no one could figure out... 🤦‍♂️

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    16. sij

    #!/usr/bin/python from floor import mouse

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    15. sij

    Please for the love of all that is holy put a legend of acronyms on your data flow diagrams if you’re sending them for a security review. I have no idea what ghijklmnop means 😒

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    Some dude who works at $localSecurityCompany just lectured me on bus opsec because he could tell by the labels on my laptop I was a hacker. My dude... it's when you see me with a BLANK computer you need to be suspect. Bad guys don't come with warning labels.

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  19. 14. sij

    Time to find a new lunch spot 😳

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  20. 14. sij

    Finally found a mug in my collection that fits in the silly coffee maker at work. It's definitely a conversation starter in meetings too. 😂

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