M. David Allen

@mdavidallen

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Joined June 2007
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Apr 15

    I just published “Running Neo4j on Google Cloud” .

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  2. 15 hours ago

    News of the weird. Jay-Z thinks that the SEC is too wrapped up with how much of a celebrity he is. 😂

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    May 7

    When you're new to Twitter

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  4. May 6

    11:29:18 [INFO] ---- Garbage collection result ---- 11:29:18 [INFO] Chunks: 1 11:29:18 [INFO] Entities: 0 11:29:18 [INFO] Block Entities: 0 11:29:18 [INFO] Memory freed: -0.37 MB

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    May 5

    what’s illegal to do on a holodeck

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  6. May 5

    What do people recommend as best server software for MCPE/bedrock? , pocket mine-mp or something else?

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    May 4

    Our Graph-Based Natural Language Processing modules for have been upgraded. More than 60% performance improvement, custom NER and better keywords. Get it while its hot - by

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    May 3

    once i was at this jamba juice in arizona the employee behind the counter just got some really great news i dont know what it was but he asked me to do shots with him so i say "....okay" so he pulls out a sheet of wheatgrass sod and squeezes us some shots sláinte, jamba guy

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    May 3

    When I started at Neo4j, my VP was interested in a better YouTube presence. I built a studio and produced lots of video content as a side project. Today, I'm excited to announce that we've reached 1 Million views of our content. Subscribe today:

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    May 3

    We recently found a bug that stored passwords unmasked in an internal log. We fixed the bug and have no indication of a breach or misuse by anyone. As a precaution, consider changing your password on all services where you’ve used this password.

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  11. May 3

    Protip: after deleting . clusters, disks remain. So tidy up, or don't write a shell script that automatically creates a bunch of clusters, or you'll end up with lots of disks. Not that I would ever do that, I'm just...saying, it's a bad idea...a friend had. :)

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  12. May 3

    "Eventual consistency" kinda means "not consistent". "Eventual security". "Eventual high performance". See how that works?

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    May 2

    Ask Bloom: "The Matrix person also in Cloud Atlas" and you'll get...

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  14. Retweeted
    May 1

    Jeff Bezos spending his Amazon earnings.

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  15. May 2

    Today is notable because it's not notable. There is nothing to celebrate today. So get to work! But have no fear, Star Wars Day is just around the corner, so is Genital Autonomy Day. True fact: World Pizza day is 3 days after International No Diet Day.

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  16. May 2

    Hah! Joke's on Wendy, I still have Internet outside and don't actually have to interact, you know, with the actual world! 😂😢

    Be a hero. Go outside.
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  17. May 2

    . causal clusters can be configured to have members of the cluster pull on any time interval, to help adjust how quickly/often data is kept fresh across the cluster. Default causal_cluster.pull_interval=1s.

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  18. Apr 30

    I'm impressed it's still overall actively maintained. Since 1987!

    3. Deprecations announced post NetHack 3.6.1 3.6.1 is essentially a maintenance release and as such doesn't change much in terms of what is or is not supported. However there will be some significant changes to support in the next major release. The following ports will be dropped from the next major release unless someone comes forward to maintain them: Amiga Atari Macintosh Classic BeOS OS/2
    The relentless march of time leaves nothing unscathed
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  19. Apr 30

    Bug ticket CLO-1194 (Clock does not function as expected) successfully fixed/closed.

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    Apr 20

    the weirdest and most satisfying video on earth

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  21. Retweeted
    Apr 25

    Software engineering, a story. Year 1: The build system does WHAT? Year 3: This problem requires careful thought and a detailed design doc. Year 7: Maybe I should write a framework. Year 10: People. People are the problem.

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