Timothy McSweeneyOvjeren akaunt

@mcsweeneys

The Twitter feed of McSweeney's Quarterly Concern, McSweeney's Internet Tendency, & McSweeney's Books.

San Francisco, CA
Vrijeme pridruživanja: travanj 2009.

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    Happy Release Day to Black Imagination: Black Voices on Black Future, curated by the brilliant Natasha Marin.

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    As cathartic to read as I imagine it was to write. Istead of ugly-crying at the West Wing, we've stumbled into binge-watching Veep. Who needs inspiration when you can have a character called Jonad?

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    “People felt bad for him because he had no children and his wife was a Marianne Williamson supporter.” The whip-smart and hilarious ⁦⁩, everyone.

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    This is so good that I have the same sinking feeling that I did after every creative writing workshop, except for, like, the country.

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    The whole front page is just gold right now

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  6. "Thoughts of starting a career under the looming threat of climate change fills you with deep existential fear."

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  7. "Be assured that magic is still afoot, and we still have much to discover in the subconscious and unconscious realms. You’re just not going to discover it today, at least not with Doug."

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    "I cannot support a candidate who has an unrealistic spending plan, especially one who prioritizes Medicare for All. Why would I want universal healthcare when Abaddon and his army of locusts make me yearn for the sweet release of death?"

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  9. "The children assembled first, of course, because this always happened on a school night, for some reason, and there was no on-site childcare available. The feeling of liberty sat uneasily on most of them, because they’re alive in 2020."

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  11. "This may be a matter of taste, but your overall lack of clarity inflates plot tension at the expense of meaning. And frankly, I struggled a bit with your characters."

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  13. "This marks an impressive twelfth straight year for the recurrent mood disorder and finally puts to bed rumors that you were actually going to get your shit together this time around."

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  14. 3. Use Small Paper: Sure, your essay may only be 10 pages, but that’s on standard 8” x 11” paper. Print your essay on 4” x 5.5” paper instead. It sounds crazy, but this will actually double your page count, and your professor will never notice.

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    This is BRILLIANT satire. Good writing is good writing.

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    A masterpiece description of the status quo.

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    Props to JLo, but my version of turning 50 is more like this.

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    Hey look it’s the Pacific NW! “Now there’s a guy who owns a real tool chest. It’s definitely not a shoebox that he stores in his armoire next to the cat food.” thx

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  21. "I cannot support a candidate who has an unrealistic spending plan, especially one who prioritizes Medicare for All. Why would I want universal healthcare when Abaddon and his army of locusts make me yearn for the sweet release of death?"

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