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  1. Pinned Tweet
    14 Jun 2017

    Our humor website, McSweeney's Internet Tendency has a big announcement today!

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  2. 7 hours ago

    "'I can’t believe it. They fucking forgot my birthday,' Sam sighs. Then she looks through the mail and realizes that the AARP sure didn’t."

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    9 hours ago

    "'Claudia and the Case of Cultural Appropriation.' Cokie Mason dressed as what for Halloween??" Do yourself a favor and read ' BRILLIANT ' piece on the Super Woke Baby-Sitters Club.

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  4. 7 hours ago

    "My great-great-grandfather lives in an AR-15 I keep in my kitchen. He’s very chatty. And he told me that if we enact any common-sense gun laws, all of the entities that live in guns will be subjected to unimaginable pain until the end of times."

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  5. Retweeted
    11 hours ago

    My Catholic School Teachers, Packing Heat - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

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  6. 8 hours ago

    "I just feel guilty that I put HR in the position of having to have a really awkward conversation with Ben about how awkward the interaction was, but there’s really nothing I can do about it because I’m just like naturally very awkward."

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    12 hours ago

    Can this please be a series, ? Dying to know what ever became of Duckie. Fifty Candles - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

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  8. 8 hours ago

    - Apply mindfulness and restorative justice in my classroom. - Unlock my gun, you know, just in case. - Console a student related to a break-up or cyberbullying.

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    12 hours ago

    Wow, this really nails the zeitgeist. LaCroix, "calorie-free wine", Ruth Bader Ginsburg serum...

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    13 hours ago

    "He calls me into his office and closes the door… to promote me. He promotes me again and again. I am wild with ecstasy."

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    13 hours ago

    I would happily read several of these books.

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  12. Retweeted
    14 hours ago

    Hilarious. And *sad* at the same time. My Catholic School Teachers, Packing Heat - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

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    14 hours ago

    So, wow , this is *exactly* what happened to me *every* single day the 3 years I lived in New York. I was played by a young James Spader

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  14. Retweeted
    19 hours ago

    Season four of the Organist is now available through public radio exchange—in its entirety! Your public radio station can now join & in beaming episodes of the Organist through the airwaves of your community!

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  15. 12 hours ago

    Hey SF: don't miss this March 4th reading put on by pals at Disorder Press at local favorite, !

    Sunday, March 4th. San Francisco, CA. 6-8pm. Feat: , , , , , .
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    15 hours ago

    I've got a piece up on today. Really proud I got to put all my Baby-Sitters Club knowledge to use as an adult.

    "Jessi Explains Intersectional Feminism" Jessi may be a junior member but no way she’s putting a Taylor Swift CD in her Kid Kit.
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    16 hours ago

    This is perfect. Fifty Candles - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

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  18. Retweeted
    17 hours ago

    Painfully funny, in the way that the best satire is when tackling the absurd.

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  19. Retweeted
    17 hours ago

    “The goal of the liberal elite isn’t just protecting children from bullets. Their goal is to take away all of your freedoms and rights.” That’s not satire, that is a direct quote from my Facebook newsfeed. 😂😩

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    17 hours ago

    Very funny. Very true. "At best 'Positive Vibes Only' sounds like a poorly branded free clinic. At worse, it makes disengaging from reality in favor of wishful thinking a lifestyle aspiration, which in 2018 is just mother-effing dangerous."

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  21. Retweeted
    17 hours ago

    Yessss! I am now a proud patron of McSweeney's Internet Tendency on , and you should be too:

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