(I am 6 months pregnant) Me after ordering my coffee: Stranger at Starbucks: you know you should be drinking decaf when you’re pregnant. Me: I’m... not pregnant. Stranger: (horrified) I am so, so sorry! And that’s what you get for giving unsolicited advice.
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Hahahahahah!
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Your sister is a genius.
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Hilarious!
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This is the best response. I actually spit my drink out when I read it. Thanks for the great laugh!
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Brilliant idea

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I now love your sister dearly
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That is the best thing I read on the internet all week. And reading stuff on the internet is pretty much my job.
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