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Scottish mezzo rampaging round London. Also: dinosaurs, pottery, poetry, mountains, whisky & biscuits. https://www.instagram.com/freddiefromedi/ 

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    Judy Brown‏ @mcjude 25 Dec 2018

    Some of you out there may recall that in 2016 I played an excellent Christmas prank on my long-suffering Dad. It worked a treat.pic.twitter.com/srfaVgLF2J

    2:01 am - 25 Dec 2018
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    1,245 replies . 63,083 retweets 179,655 likes
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      2. Judy Brown‏ @mcjude 25 Dec 2018

        Last year I decided to play the long game & didn’t tamper with the confectionary: spooked by the year before, he would not touch a single Ferrero Rocher (which was great because he usually inhales them at 750mph) so there were Ferreros aplenty for the rest of us. I bided my time.

        15 replies . 767 retweets 14,446 likes
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      3. Judy Brown‏ @mcjude 25 Dec 2018

        And so, yesterday, home for Christmas and with the devil at my elbow, I embarked on my most audacious sprout prank yet.pic.twitter.com/zr24u6Ve0g

        36 replies . 1,186 retweets 12,745 likes
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      4. Judy Brown‏ @mcjude 25 Dec 2018

        While he was out I dipped the sprouts in chocolate, rolled them in chopped hazelnuts, and did all I could to replicate the iconic Ferrerro.pic.twitter.com/UgvLOXeXWJ

        63 replies . 1,934 retweets 19,145 likes
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      5. Judy Brown‏ @mcjude 25 Dec 2018

        I re-wrapped and (this is crucial) re-sealed the box with its original tape and a tiny dab of glue. Then secreted it amongst a bag of tasty gifts from my Aunt and retired to watch from afarpic.twitter.com/hkIThpvByI

        21 replies . 860 retweets 15,282 likes
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      6. Judy Brown‏ @mcjude 25 Dec 2018

        Last night he viewed them with suspicion when they came out the bag... but I was out all day, how could I have tampered with them? He abstained and they sat in the kitchen all night.

        4 replies . 544 retweets 11,772 likes
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      7. Judy Brown‏ @mcjude 25 Dec 2018

        This bright Christmas morning we were gathered round the tree, drinking tea and opening presents. Dad eyed the box. He quite likes a post-brekkie Ferrero. He approached. I hovered in the kitchen, careful not to spook him.

        11 replies . 561 retweets 13,574 likes
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      8. Judy Brown‏ @mcjude 25 Dec 2018

        And Lo! He opened. He EXAMINED. He unwrapped. He examined FURTHER. Fears allayed, he popped the whole thing in his mouth. His face played a symphony of emotions: satisfaction, triumph, smugness, consternation, confusion, realisation, horror, disgust.

        65 replies . 1,849 retweets 33,570 likes
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      9. Judy Brown‏ @mcjude 25 Dec 2018

        I am still chuckling. I will all day long. I know his retribution will be swift and terrible, but no Christmas gift could be greater than this: seeing my Dad, despite his efforts to avoid it, unwittingly eat a raw sprout. Merry Christmas, one and all.pic.twitter.com/RYV6pvYqbe

        650 replies . 2,314 retweets 51,926 likes
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      10. Judy Brown‏ @mcjude 26 Dec 2018

        I’ve never been called evil genius by so many people! Glad to have spread some sprouty seasonal lols 😂 The situation hasn’t escalated...yet. (Any articles on this have been done after donations to @Shelter - if, like me, you have a conscience to salve then they’re pretty great)

        86 replies . 107 retweets 3,914 likes
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      11. End of conversation
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      2. AJ //‏ @_ajmartin 25 Dec 2018
        Replying to @mcjude

        next time strategically keep a real ferrero rocher inside and remember where it is so you can take it out and eat it casually so he won’t be suspicious

        37 replies . 410 retweets 16,268 likes
      3. shiwhendi‏ @shiwhendi 25 Dec 2018
        Replying to @_ajmartin @mcjude

        Here’s a real pro, right here.

        2 replies . 24 retweets 2,899 likes
      4. Jakewake V2.0‏ @JakeWake52 25 Dec 2018
        Replying to @shiwhendi @_ajmartin @mcjude

        Another good idea is to mix real and disguised ones in a pattern to ‘insult’ them

        1 reply . 9 retweets 441 likes
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      6. Katie Richer‏ @katie_richer 26 Dec 2018
        Replying to @williambr0wn @JakeWake52 and

        pic.twitter.com/PUfRl37nKo

        1 reply . 0 retweets 95 likes
      7. Adrian Keeley‏ @TankerCaptain 26 Dec 2018
        Replying to @katie_richer @williambr0wn and

        Oooo Russian roulette with Ferraro Rochet 🤔😮

        1 reply . 0 retweets 28 likes
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      2. Molly Jong-Fast‏Verified account @MollyJongFast 25 Dec 2018
        Replying to @mcjude @Mona

        This is amazing

        2 replies . 5 retweets 332 likes
      3. John Erik Fraker‏ @JohnErikFraker 25 Dec 2018
        Replying to @MollyJongFast @mcjude @Mona

        “Alexa, what is the definition of justifiable homicide?” 🤣🤣

        3 replies . 6 retweets 382 likes
      4. AJ  🇩🇲 🇯🇲‏ @Qbites369 25 Dec 2018
        Replying to @JohnErikFraker @MollyJongFast @mcjude

        pic.twitter.com/WOY3i0lqf1

        1 reply . 0 retweets 27 likes
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