Last year I decided to play the long game & didn’t tamper with the confectionary: spooked by the year before, he would not touch a single Ferrero Rocher (which was great because he usually inhales them at 750mph) so there were Ferreros aplenty for the rest of us. I bided my time.
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And so, yesterday, home for Christmas and with the devil at my elbow, I embarked on my most audacious sprout prank yet.pic.twitter.com/zr24u6Ve0g
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While he was out I dipped the sprouts in chocolate, rolled them in chopped hazelnuts, and did all I could to replicate the iconic Ferrerro.pic.twitter.com/UgvLOXeXWJ
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I re-wrapped and (this is crucial) re-sealed the box with its original tape and a tiny dab of glue. Then secreted it amongst a bag of tasty gifts from my Aunt and retired to watch from afarpic.twitter.com/hkIThpvByI
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Last night he viewed them with suspicion when they came out the bag... but I was out all day, how could I have tampered with them? He abstained and they sat in the kitchen all night.
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This bright Christmas morning we were gathered round the tree, drinking tea and opening presents. Dad eyed the box. He quite likes a post-brekkie Ferrero. He approached. I hovered in the kitchen, careful not to spook him.
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And Lo! He opened. He EXAMINED. He unwrapped. He examined FURTHER. Fears allayed, he popped the whole thing in his mouth. His face played a symphony of emotions: satisfaction, triumph, smugness, consternation, confusion, realisation, horror, disgust.
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I am still chuckling. I will all day long. I know his retribution will be swift and terrible, but no Christmas gift could be greater than this: seeing my Dad, despite his efforts to avoid it, unwittingly eat a raw sprout. Merry Christmas, one and all.pic.twitter.com/RYV6pvYqbe
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I’ve never been called evil genius by so many people! Glad to have spread some sprouty seasonal lols
The situation hasn’t escalated...yet.
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next time strategically keep a real ferrero rocher inside and remember where it is so you can take it out and eat it casually so he won’t be suspicious
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Here’s a real pro, right here.
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Another good idea is to mix real and disguised ones in a pattern to ‘insult’ them
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Oooo Russian roulette with Ferraro Rochet


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This is amazing
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“Alexa, what is the definition of justifiable homicide?”


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