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I write JOKES and BITS and LITTLE SKITS AND SUCH for late night television.

Joined March 2009

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    Jesse McLaren‏Verified account @McJesse 6 Jun 2017

    Jesse McLaren Retweeted Yashar Ali  🐘

    HOLY SHIT I NEVER NOTICED THIS BEFORE BUT HE SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE JONAH RYAN 😂https://twitter.com/yashar/status/872285994145292288 …

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    Yashar Ali  🐘Verified account @yashar
    Eric Trump, the son of the President of the United States, says Democrats aren't even people. pic.twitter.com/2uhP8o8579
    8:58 PM - 6 Jun 2017
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    • Margle9000 Wear a mask. Yaya Greer II Alexi Doloughty Just Me-Mima T 🌺🦋 LeanGreanMeanBean📠 Mady A.Z. Prince Charles 🎷💳🏴 real talk
    27 replies 104 retweets 442 likes
      1. mac 🅙‏ @macjaeh 6 Jun 2017
        Replying to @McJesse

        cc @timothycsimons

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      1. Jolly‏ @jolly1766 6 Jun 2017
        Replying to @McJesse

        Gonad. Yes!!

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      2. Jesse McLaren‏Verified account @McJesse 6 Jun 2017
        Replying to @McJesse

        "YOU CAN'T GET RID OF ERIC TRUMP I'M FUCKIN' MRSA."

        3 replies 1 retweet 68 likes
      3. Nathaniel Mayweather‏ @caravaggiorob 6 Jun 2017
        Replying to @McJesse

        "How am I doin? Eatin so much pussy I'm shittin clits, son" [camera pulls back to reveal he's standing in a kindergarten]

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      1. NiCKSETTE‏ @neeko1979 6 Jun 2017
        Replying to @McJesse

        Hey @Mcjesse thought you and your followers might appreciate this: https://youtu.be/_15_lzAgp9s 

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      2. Jesse McLaren‏Verified account @McJesse 6 Jun 2017
        Replying to @McJesse

        LISTEN TO HIM WITH YOUR EYES CLOSED AND TELL ME YOU DONT HEAR @timothycsimons

        3 replies 0 retweets 38 likes
      3. warren w‏ @warrenw 6 Jun 2017
        Replying to @McJesse @timothycsimons

        Honest to Christ I just played that on my phone and my wife across the room said "Is that Jonah?"

        0 replies 1 retweet 14 likes
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      1. Robert Bruce‏ @caveatemptor49 6 Jun 2017
        Replying to @McJesse

        BWAHAHA! I'm telling you, every day is like an episode of VEEP. 😂😂😂

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      1. Rebecca Lerner Depew‏ @rebeccall80 6 Jun 2017
        Replying to @McJesse @nycsouthpaw

        So true. Maybe he'll join the cast of Jeffersons and move on up...to jail.

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      1. Bambi Koslen‏ @koslen_bambi 6 Jun 2017
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        Page from Dads playbook blame/bully/insult NEVER examine actions,take responsibility or admit wrongdoing. THE WORST STEALING FROM A CHARITY!

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